I've spent over half my life living in Yorkshire, but i'm currently here near St Helens. Shame really.

To get here though we had to wake up 5 hours before we went to sleep, then go down the mines working a 16 hour shift to get enuff coal for the steam buggy to run. Then we 'ad t' go o'er the pennines, through Manchester. Then once we get here we 'ad to jump in a freezing lake to wipe off all the coal dust.