Germany vs Greece Monty Python Style

[R'as al Ghul]

Iiiiiiiiiiiiimanuel Kant was real pissant who was rarely ever stable,
Heidegger Heidegger was a boozy beggar who'd drink you under the table,
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I highly recommend the "Live at the Hollywood bowl" DVD.

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable,

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table,

David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill,

Plato they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day,

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram

And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am"

Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker
But a bugger when he's pissed.