THe Beirut Song

[The Stranger]

The Stranger has become a good boy now. Spam is no fun and no challenge anymore, and i'm on the straight path now. A song to end the Spam Era of The Stranger/Emperor Umeu I

Beirut is the greatest dad I ever had.
He is the greatest dad the world has ever seen
never has a dad been as good as he has been

I never saw a man swing an axe with so much swirl
or watch Alladin, screaming like a little girl
and with this I am not alone
or did you think I could sing an entire choir on my own\

Beirut is the greatest dad I ever had.
He is the greatest dad the world has ever seen
never has a dad been as good as he has been

He's a giant tree-killer from Canada
the land from the delicious Pinetree soda

this made him as strong as a bear
so he can close threads with an axe
acting like he did not have sex
for longer than an entire year

Beirut is the greatest dad I ever had.
He is the greatest dad the world has ever seen
never has a dad been as good as he has been

I know i was not the greatest son
he still made me feel like I had won
the lottery in the daddy catogory
because he is caring, loving and funny

for me he is like a big teddy bear
i would hug him every where
I woild not trade him for the world
though some chocolate cookies and he is sold

Beirut is the greatest dad I ever had.
He is the greatest dad the world has ever seen
never has a dad been as good as he has been

I never saw a man do his job with so much fun
or close a thread with so much pun
therefore i'd like to give him my album
with this song on number one

and the prize for the best dad i ever had

Beirut is the greatest dad I ever had.
He is the greatest dad the world has ever seen
never has a dad been as good as he has been

[LeftEyeNine]

I feel like a MajorRobertDump Loving Fish. :goofy

[The Spartan (Returns)]

interesting. i wonder what Beirut thinks of this. btw you have a second thread of this.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Wow, this is giving the 'Should Gregoshi adopt Edyz?' thread a run for its money in terms of weirdness.

[edyzmedieval]

I love it!

this made him as strong as a bear
so he can close threads with an axe
acting like he did not have sex
for longer than an entire year

for me he is like a big teddy bear
i would hug him every where
I woild not trade him for the world
though some chocolate cookies and he is sold

Favourites.
I want an Org Daddy tooo!!!!

[The Spartan (Returns)]

since Beirut is the father of The Stranger. then BKS is the father of Edyz. (or Craterus,Lemur,LEN,and Greg)





btw Stranger you made that song? if you did you can be rich with from songs of you and Beirut. (hey that rhymes!)

[Beirut]

Fortunately I'll be unconscious in twenty minutes.

My son, the Strangest of all.