THe Beirut Song

[The Stranger]

The Stranger has become a good boy now. Spam is no fun and no challenge anymore, and i'm on the straight path now. A song to end the Spam Era of The Stranger/Emperor Umeu I

Beirut is the greatest dad I ever had.
He is the greatest dad the world has ever seen
never has a dad been as good as he has been

I never saw a man swing an axe with so much swirl
or watch Alladin, screaming like a little girl
and with this I am not alone
or did you think I could sing an entire choir on my own\

Beirut is the greatest dad I ever had.
He is the greatest dad the world has ever seen
never has a dad been as good as he has been

He's a giant tree-killer from Canada
the land from the delicious Pinetree soda

this made him as strong as a bear
so he can close threads with an axe
acting like he did not have sex
for longer than an entire year

Beirut is the greatest dad I ever had.
He is the greatest dad the world has ever seen
never has a dad been as good as he has been

I know i was not the greatest son
he still made me feel like I had won
the lottery in the daddy catogory
because he is caring, loving and funny

for me he is like a big teddy bear
i would hug him every where
I woild not trade him for the world
though some chocolate cookies and he is sold

Beirut is the greatest dad I ever had.
He is the greatest dad the world has ever seen
never has a dad been as good as he has been

I never saw a man do his job with so much fun
or close a thread with so much pun
therefore i'd like to give him my album
with this song on number one

and the prize for the best dad i ever had

Beirut is the greatest dad I ever had.
He is the greatest dad the world has ever seen
never has a dad been as good as he has been