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    Default American busted doping in Tour De Wussie...

    This is just breaking so i don't have a link. It looks like there was a high amount of testosterone found in his system. I wonder if its a high amount of testosterone compared to the Euros, in which would be more understandable!!!
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    I think his mother summed it up best. Let's wait until we have some facts back on this. If when they do, it comes to light that he doped, he should be stripped of the title. If not, so be it.

    By the way, I know the racing purists in Europe cannot stand that Lance Armstrong won once, let alone seven times... but produce a positive test result that shows he ever doped or EDIT drop it.

    Sorry about that. I didn't realize how harsh that sounded until I read myself quoted by Dave. I was making a play off an old expression 'Put up or shut up'. No offense to anyone intended.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Corleone
    I think his mother summed it up best. Let's wait until we have some facts back on this. If when they do, it comes to light that he doped, he should be stripped of the title. If not, so be it.

    By the way, I know the racing purists in Europe cannot stand that Lance Armstrong won once, let alone seven times... but produce a positive test result that shows he ever doped or shut up.
    Good to see you Don!!!
    I agree, this will probably turn out to be another, "The American won, so lets fake some tests and spread rumors about it since our riders are sissy girls compared to the superior American males."
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    Default Re: American busted doping in Tour De Wussie...

    Tour de Wussie?

    Jeez Dave, its not my fave sport either but "wussie?"

    What do they have to do, run a "tour" from Kandahar to Tel Aviv via Bagdad, Tikrit and Beirut to score enough points for you?

    Don C has dealt excellently with the substance of the controversy.
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    I'm vaguely familiar with cycling, but even I had heard of the various scandals recently.

    Speculation that Landis had tested positive spread earlier Thursday after he failed to show up for a one-day race in Denmark on Thursday. A day earlier, he missed a scheduled event in the Netherlands.

    On the eve of the Tour's start, nine riders -- including pre-race favorites Jan Ullrich and Ivan Basso -- were ousted, implicated in a Spanish doping investigation.

    The names of Ullrich and Basso turned up on a list of 56 cyclists who allegedly had contact with Spanish doctor Eufemiano Fuentes, who's at the center of the Spanish doping probe.
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    Default Re: American busted doping in Tour De Wussie...

    I agree, this will probably turn out to be another, "The American won, so lets fake some tests and spread rumors about it since our riders are sissy girls compared to the superior American males."
    Yeah, it could do. On the other hand I was watching the coverage of stage 16 when Landis blew it, and stage 17 when he made the most amazing comeback, and I for one am hoping that he is proved clean so that my memory of an incredible day's sport is unsullied.

    Please don't tell any other Euroweenies or my membership of the satanlovers club may be revoked.

    BTW is the Tour de France about the most hardcore sports event in the world, or what?
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    Do you actually believe any of those guys are clean? Whole cycling stables go down every time the testers find out about a new doping method.
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    Default Re: American busted doping in Tour De Wussie...

    Quote Originally Posted by English assassin


    BTW is the Tour de France about the most hardcore sports event in the world, or what?
    It most certainly is.

    Quote Originally Posted by Don
    By the way, I know the racing purists in Europe cannot stand that Lance Armstrong won once, let alone seven times... but produce a positive test result that shows he ever doped or EDIT drop it.
    Don't worry, only the French hate him for it .

    As for me, I don't believe he used anything Illegal to win the tour, he was simply the best and was able to control the entire Tour because of his great team - that's why he won, 7 times.

    Anyway, on Topic,

    Who knows why he didn't show up at the race, according to what I've read the pain his hip caused was to much for him to participate. And yes, I know the link to drug use is an easy one, but let's wait what he has to say on the matter.

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    Default Re: American busted doping in Tour De Wussie...

    I'm telling you it was beer doping. That's probably why he didn't show up for those other two races.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave
    Good to see you Don!!!
    I agree, this will probably turn out to be another, "The American won, so lets fake some tests and spread rumors about it since our riders are sissy girls compared to the superior American males."
    Quote Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave
    This is just breaking so i don't have a link. It looks like there was a high amount of testosterone found in his system. I wonder if its a high amount of testosterone compared to the Euros, in which would be more understandable!!!
    Geez, Dave...you seem to be all out to prove your manliness, or at least the manliness of American men...

    Do you harbor a secret love of European men? Come on, you can talk about it... you're amongst friends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zorba

    Do you harbor a secret love of European men? Come on, you can talk about it... you're amongst friends.
    Its the BO. Hygienically-challenged unbathed Euros simply make me all hot.
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    Default Re: American busted doping in Tour De Wussie...

    All Europeans are psychologically ill.
    We must be -- we sent people across one of the world's most inhospitable seas just to set up America. Nuts, total fruitbats, must be ......

    I reckon with regard to sports, why not just have two sections: Open and Restricted? In the open section do any damn thing you like to enhance performance, in the restricted -- well, unnatural enhancements are restricted, and it'll all be down to training and talent alone. Guess that won't stop ALL cheating, but severe penalties could be applied....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave
    Its the BO. Hygienically-challenged unbathed Euros simply make me all hot.
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