To chop or not to chop?

[GoreBag]

What did it say before the edit?

[Lemur]

I'm just pleased that I can provide GoreBag with some amusement. Mission accomplished!

[Pannonian]

What did it say before the edit?

I used empty quotes=Gorebag, but it didn't appear properly onscreen.

[GoreBag]

Gotcha.

Thank you for inquiring about my genitals. Business hours are 1800 to 0300. However, there was no botched operation, as I'm sure you'll be pleased to know, so you'll have to strain a little harder to figure the pseudonym out, I guess.

[whyidie]

No way man. Live free or die.

[Samurai Waki]

...Personally. I like the fact that I can go longer than A LOT of guys out there (friends not cut). It makes the sex good, plus I don't think a 10 minute Quickie would do anything for me, partially because It's more amusing for me to see her orgasm than for me too...Not too mention that without the foreskin it looks big and bold, instead of looking like a hooded viper ready to strike

[Lemur]

Anybody remember those silly Viper car alarms? "Step away! This vehicle is protected by VIPER!"



Sorry, couldn't resist.

[lars573]

No chop, ever. Nor for my man children. Based solely on the experience of my brother. Who under went the snippy snip about 2 years ago. He did it as he found out he had some condition where a build up of scar tissue on the inside of the fore skin prevented full retraction of said fore skin. He also said that it runs between brothers. But I've never once in my life retracted my fore skin, ever.

Anyway he said that without the vipers hood sex isn't as good.

[Samurai Waki]

meh. I go for endurance and longetivity... If you can get your woman to go in 5 minutes, be my guest, but chances are it ain't gonna happen.

[Fragony]

Glory to the mad hatter, when I wake up I need something to sniff.

[Divinus Arma]

But I've never once in my life retracted my fore skin, ever.

Wait a second. What?!?!? Did I read this correctly? Did you just write that you have an uncircumcised penis and you have NEVER pulled it back?

How do you wash the underside of the cliffs? You gotta scrub man! Jesus go to a DOCTOR tomorrow!!! You could have like, rot or fungus, or something worse. That smegma must have built up over a lifetime, GAH!

Not trying to be mean at all- just sanitary!

[Fragony]

Wait a second. What?!?!? Did I read this correctly? Did you just write that you have an uncircumcised penis and you have NEVER pulled it back?

How do you wash the underside of the cliffs? You gotta scrub man! !

That's so cheesy

[English assassin]

If you can get your woman to go in 5 minutes, be my guest, but chances are it ain't gonna happen

Five minutes? That's twice, AND time for the fag afterwards.


(NB US posters in the UK fag=cigarette, but Dev dave can believe what he likes)

[Sigurd]

This is just too funny…
What was it you Americans called the uncircumcised? Oh I remember “windsocks“.

[English assassin]

Its "Cavaliers" in the UK, and "Roundheads" for those that had the snip.

A cavalier yesterday: http://gallery.euroweb.hu/html/h/hal.../16nolaug.html and his roundhead opponent: http://www.lichfield.gov.uk/heritage.../roundhead.jpg

Observe the headgear...

[caravel]

Watch a video of a baby being circumcised. Trust me, it's a big deal for them. Just because they don't remember it later doesn't obviate the screaming and apparent agony they face when they're chopped. At least as an adult you can get anesthesia -- which is not available for a newborn.

Honestly, I think the practice is barbaric. What reading I did when I was faced with this question indicated that the popularity of circumcision in 20th century America had a lot to do with early-century anti-masturbation hysteria.

If there's real interest, I'll dig up my old research and post it here.

Agree 100%. Circumcision is in fact pointless mutilation.

[lars573]

meh. I go for endurance and longetivity... If you can get your woman to go in 5 minutes, be my guest, but chances are it ain't gonna happen.

You realize that less than half of women can achieve the pleasure moment via vaginal stinulation only? For most of them you gotta push the love button a few times.

So foreplay>pumping away for half an hour.

Wait a second. What?!?!? Did I read this correctly? Did you just write that you have an uncircumcised penis and you have NEVER pulled it back?

How do you wash the underside of the cliffs? You gotta scrub man! Jesus go to a DOCTOR tomorrow!!! You could have like, rot or fungus, or something worse. That smegma must have built up over a lifetime, GAH!

Not trying to be mean at all- just sanitary!

Simple I don't. Never had a problem either. And it's not like anyone every gave me a diagram of what a fully retracted foreskin looks like. So I have no idea what it looks like. I'm a visual learner.

And the sensitivity of said area would mean that I probably wouldn't want to try. I can't put things in my belly button for the same reasons.

[Oaty]

It's my understanding that women prefer wacked weenies but not to the extent lorena likes em

[caravel]

He did it as he found out he had some condition where a build up of scar tissue on the inside of the fore skin prevented full retraction of said fore skin. He also said that it runs between brothers. But I've never once in my life retracted my fore skin, ever.

Balanoposthitis. Circumcision is in fact not required for this. Surgical stretching combined with the application of an anti inflammatory is sufficient. The scar tissue causes the foreskin to become much less elastic making retraction difficult but not always impossible.

As to the retraction and cleaning thing, I'm afraid Eclectic is quite correct, it is a necessity not an option. You are literally an infection timebomb waiting to go off. If you find your foreskin to be non retractable Balanoposthitis could also be your problem. You really should see your physician.

[doc_bean]

Five minutes? That's twice, AND time for the fag afterwards.

MTE, except that I don't smoke.


While I don't think foreskin is the greatest thing ever, I don't see why I should take away what God has given me. And since I'm monogamous, I don't have to worry about HIV too much.

Why are some of the same people who are always defending abstinence and such now pro-mutilation since it would reduce the risk of getting HIV ?

I heard the cleaning can be a problem for some, but then I also read about a guy who got a botched snip and lost way more than I'd ever be willing to risk.

And it makes masturbation easier.

[caravel]

And it makes masturbation easier.

Which is why the old school bible bashers in the US were so anti foreskin...

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

And still are...

[Silver Rusher]

Simple I don't. Never had a problem either. And it's not like anyone every gave me a diagram of what a fully retracted foreskin looks like. So I have no idea what it looks like. I'm a visual learner.

Trust me, you will have a huge problem with what it looks like. When your curiosity overcomes you so much that you decide to resist the pain and go for it, you will be utterly shocked by what the diagrams don't show you. Unless you are particularly found of rotting camembert.

And if you can't pull back, see a doctor as Caravel says. The longer you leave it, the more horrific it's gonna get, trust me.

Back to the general topic of this wonderful conversation, if you wanna last longer, have sex several nights in a row. And if you are incapable of that, masturbate several nights in a row. The time just keeps piling up. No need for circumcision.

[Kralizec]

And it makes masturbation easier.

I know a guy who was circumsized as a kid and who confided me that he masturbates 3 times a day (happy me...)

no, he's not in the military.

[Banquo's Ghost]

And it makes masturbation easier.

Which is why the old school bible bashers in the US were so anti foreskin...

As opposed to the old school bishop bashers

[lars573]

Balanoposthitis. Circumcision is in fact not required for this. Surgical stretching combined with the application of an anti inflammatory is sufficient. The scar tissue causes the foreskin to become much less elastic making retraction difficult but not always impossible.

I think that's it. But knowing my brother and his tendency to make snap decisions based on what's easier without regard to the long term concequences. Would explain why he went for the snip snip. And the doctor probably talked him into it.

As to the retraction and cleaning thing, I'm afraid Eclectic is quite correct, it is a necessity not an option. You are literally an infection timebomb waiting to go off. If you find your foreskin to be non retractable Balanoposthitis could also be your problem. You really should see your physician.

Trust me, you will have a huge problem with what it looks like. When your curiosity overcomes you so much that you decide to resist the pain and go for it, you will be utterly shocked by what the diagrams don't show you. Unless you are particularly found of rotting camembert.

And if you can't pull back, see a doctor as Caravel says. The longer you leave it, the more horrific it's gonna get, trust me.

I've never goten infections of any kind, not since puberty. But I have pulled it back what I assume is half way and seem what things look like, which is red.

[Strike For The South]

are you joking?

[GoreBag]

Its "Cavaliers" in the UK, and "Roundheads" for those that had the snip.

A cavalier yesterday: http://gallery.euroweb.hu/html/h/hal.../16nolaug.html and his roundhead opponent: http://www.lichfield.gov.uk/heritage.../roundhead.jpg

Observe the headgear...

Sweet! I'm naming my penis Matthew Hopkins today!

"I'm a Witchfinder General.."

[lars573]

are you joking?

About?

[Strike For The South]

everything in this thread. Anyway you cant beat my name. Now introducing MINKUS AND THE CARRICK TWINS

[Silver Rusher]

I've never goten infections of any kind, not since puberty. But I have pulled it back what I assume is half way and seem what things look like, which is red.

Not red. Yellowy-white, in fact. And half-way isn't enough.