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    Quote Originally Posted by lars573
    I think that's it. But knowing my brother and his tendency to make snap decisions based on what's easier without regard to the long term concequences. Would explain why he went for the snip snip. And the doctor probably talked him into it.



    I've never goten infections of any kind, not since puberty. But I have pulled it back what I assume is half way and seem what things look like, which is red.

    Dear God man. Do yourself a huge favor and Google the word "smegma". Now go to the Doctor. You don't need to be chopped, just a touch of snip to let the foreskin go back and forth. Not even a circumcision, just a slight modification for sanitation reasons.

    You are in real danger of eventually losing your penis. This is no joke man.


    *shudders*

    How the hell did this discussion become so medical? If only I had known it would be so horrific...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eclectic
    Dear God man. Do yourself a huge favor and Google the word "smegma". Now go to the Doctor. You don't need to be chopped, just a touch of snip to let the foreskin go back and forth. Not even a circumcision, just a slight modification for sanitation reasons.

    You are in real danger of eventually losing your penis. This is no joke man.


    *shudders*

    How the hell did this discussion become so medical? If only I had known it would be so horrific...
    I did and smegma is natural and harmless, mostly. It could cause some problems. But that's not a sure thing. Now I have a new project, retracting my fore skin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lars573
    Now I have a new project, retracting my fore skin.
    that'd be in my sig, if i were that kind of guy.
    now i'm here, and history is vindicated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lars573
    Now I have a new project, retracting my fore skin.
    [Not to lessen the seriousness of the subject, but certainly another line I
    would never have expected in the backroom.]

    As far as my views, I think they have already been expressed by Lemur and those
    others who would object to carrying out such a procedure on a baby.

    Oh, of course.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SSNeoperestroika
    [Gah, delay in posting and I am denied the first mention!]
    that's how it works back here, SSNP. i'm the king of the cheese, and you're the lemon merchant.
    now i'm here, and history is vindicated.

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    Heh, since John apparently doesn't want it I'll take it since I am that sort of guy.

    Boonfeck would be so proud.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SSNeoperestroika
    And you are welcome to the title, John.
    you.. you mean, you won't be my lemon merchant??
    now i'm here, and history is vindicated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lars573
    Now I have a new project, retracting my fore skin.
    Good luck with your science project lars. You'll be seeing things no man should ever see and smelling things no man should ever smell. Einstein would be proud.
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    That could be a new super hero for the unchopped... Smegma Man!!! Its a bird, no, its a plane, n,o its an infection or possibly a snake wearing a turtle neck, no its, its ... SMEGMA MAN!!! Champian of the stinky winky!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eclectic
    Good luck with your science project lars. You'll be seeing things no man should ever see and smelling things no man should ever smell. Einstein would be proud.
    I seriously doubt that. About the sight and smell I mean. The day ANYTHING can top the sent of my crap (which is widely regarded as smelling like a corpse that's been in the sun for 2 weeks). Well it will be quite a day.
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    Dude, if you're at the point where you can smell your penis AT ALL, then its definitly time to see the doc. Ewww...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave
    Dude, if you're at the point where you can smell your penis AT ALL, then its definitly time to see the doc. Ewww...
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    Quote Originally Posted by lars573
    Now I have a new project, retracting my fore skin.
    The cheese shop's open.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave
    Dude, if you're at the point where you can smell your penis AT ALL, then its definitly time to see the doc. Ewww...
    I can't smell it jezz.
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    Circumcision? I rather not have it circumsised. I like it the way it is.

    Btw: I read they promoted it to stop mastrubation in the begin of 20th century? But why would it stop it or slow it donw? I mean it can't be hard to do it without the foreskin can it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lars573
    I can't smell it jezz.
    But what about the ladies? Growing a tiramisu might not be the best way to get the one eyed bandit smooched. Poor thing must be up to it's neck

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    Quote Originally Posted by lars573
    I did and smegma is natural and harmless, mostly. It could cause some problems. But that's not a sure thing. Now I have a new project, retracting my fore skin.
    That is true, but if not cleaned away regularly, bacteria and fungus are allowed to build up. Smegma itself is not unclean it is basically dead skin cells and sebum (oil). It actually protects the glans against infection on a normal penis.

    There is no accurate study to prove that circumcision reduces infection. Modern science in fact dictates otherwise. It is very similar to tonsil removal, 99% of the time not required. The foreskin, like the tonsils, is actually there to act as an infection trap.
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