60% of Europeans say it's okay to beat your wife or girlfriend...

[Don Corleone]

(Note, this is a satire in response to the only 40% of Americans believe in Evolution thread)....

So, I took an informal poll through PM's. I selected my subjects into Americans, European and other....

The results of the poll were shocking!!! 95% of Americans, with some degree of chivalry left, felt that it is wrong for a man to hit his wife or hit his girlfriend. But, those brutish Europeans responded in numbers approaching 60% that at times, a a little rough play between a couple is okay and can even be a good thing.

Clearly, male Europeans are showing a propensity for striking members of the fairer sex that just doesn't exist in America. This can then be extrapolated into all their other world views and from it, I can make ridiculous claims about the education level and political ideology of Europeans.

Uhm, no I can't. I have a syllogism of a study. And so does Mr. John Miller, the 'professor of.... where?' who authored the study on Americans in evolution you'll find elsewhere in the Backroom.

Again, my apologies for those who didn't realize... THIS IS SATIRE

[Banquo's Ghost]

Don, that's because we Europeans descended from brutish apes, whereas Americans were created perfect by God.

[doc_bean]

Well, if that's what she likes....

[Ser Clegane]

What's this about? If you have a problem with Jon Miller's study or the methodology, please discuss it in the appropriate thread instead of starting a nonsense thread.
I do not think that we need a "satire" thread as a response to every thread about Americans or Europeans where we do not like the message the thread is sending.

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