Okay, I'll try:Originally Posted by Marshal Murat
Birds in a Blender.
Lions on a Schoolbus.
Roosters in New York.
Artichokes in a Brazier.
Ants in yer pants......
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
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I remember seeing a really really bad non-Disney animated movie about a rooster who went to the big city to get a rock and roll star. While it wasnt named it, I think Roosters In A City would be much more suitable for that garbage.Originally Posted by Eclectic
I`ve seen two crappy movies which I´d name:
Rats in a mental home
and
Cockroaches in a village
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Originally Posted by kekvitirae
Are you talking about Howard the Duck? Lea Thompson is hot.
Wooooo!!!
No, Howard The Duck was live action with a smattering of bad CG and puppetry. I'm talking about this movie.
kekvitirae, your sig has got to be the cutest damn thing I have ever seen.
Kittens are just precious.
Hmmmm.
Kittens on a Plane.
Just doen't have the same effect, does it?![]()
Let's see if we can make themmenacing by placing them in something else:
Kittens in the Basket.
Kittens in a Tree.
Kittens on a Chair.
Wait! I got it! Kittens on a Plane! But assuming there are one million kittens!
How about Jaws in a Plane? A great white shark breaks out of an aquarium and then the entire plane is flooded.
Python in me pants.
Or, even better... Sharks In A HouseOriginally Posted by Cha
Kittens in a CrateOriginally Posted by Eclectic
Kittens in a Box
Kittens on a Tray
Kittens in a Stove
Kittens on a Plate
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