Snakes on a Plane

[Csargo]

Spiders in a Submarine

[Shaka_Khan]

I remember seeing a really really bad non-Disney animated movie about a rooster who went to the big city to get a rock and roll star. While it wasnt named it, I think Roosters In A City would be much more suitable for that garbage.

Are you talking about Howard the Duck? Lea Thompson is hot.

[Kekvit Irae]

No, Howard The Duck was live action with a smattering of bad CG and puppetry. I'm talking about this movie.

[Divinus Arma]

kekvitirae, your sig has got to be the cutest damn thing I have ever seen.

Kittens are just precious.


Hmmmm.


Kittens on a Plane.

Just doen't have the same effect, does it?


Let's see if we can make themmenacing by placing them in something else:


Kittens in the Basket.


Kittens in a Tree.


Kittens on a Chair.


Wait! I got it! Kittens on a Plane! But assuming there are one million kittens!

[Cha]

How about Jaws in a Plane? A great white shark breaks out of an aquarium and then the entire plane is flooded.

[whyidie]

Python in me pants.

[Spino]

kekvitirae, your sig has got to be the cutest damn thing I have ever seen.

Kittens are just precious.


Hmmmm.


Kittens on a Plane.

Just doen't have the same effect, does it?


Let's see if we can make themmenacing by placing them in something else:


Kittens in the Basket.


Kittens in a Tree.


Kittens on a Chair.


Wait! I got it! Kittens on a Plane! But assuming there are one million kittens!

Kittens in a Crate

Kittens in a Box

Kittens on a Tray

Kittens in a Stove

Kittens on a Plate

[Leet Eriksson]

Stay tuned for the sequel:

Snakes on a Plane 2: Planes on a Snake!

[Peasant Phill]

No the sequel will be:

"anaconda's in a jumbojet"

Sequels are always bigger and more spectacular, or at least they try to be.

[Husar]

What about "2 snakes, 2 planes"?
Followed by "triple snakes, third of a plane"...

[econ21]

No the sequel will be:

"anaconda's in a jumbojet"

I hope I am not spoiling this great work of art for anyone, but I don't think you have to wait for the sequel to see that.

[Cowhead418]

Three words: Instant. Cult. Classic. I saw the movie last night and was pleasantly surprised. I went in with low expectations but it actually turned out to be a pretty kick-*** movie. In fact, there were multiple standing ovations throughout the film. It had everything you could want in a movie: snakes, violence, gore, Samuel Jackson swearing, and some nudity. I was afraid that the movie was going to be a comedy or take itself too seriously, but neither happened. It was filled with plenty of suspenseful and serious moments, but there were also some comedic relief. At one point in the film, Samuel Jackson's character actually says: "Great. Now we have snakes on crack!" Best movie of the year! And to anyone who says they don't like it, we'll unleash the snakes on you!

[The Spartan (Returns)]

Micheal Jackson On a Plane.

[JFC]

Jenifer Lopez: Singing on a Plane
At 30,000 feet there's no escape.
Cert 18.

[whyidie]

Three words: Instant. Cult. Classic. I saw the movie last night and was pleasantly surprised. I went in with low expectations but it actually turned out to be a pretty kick-*** movie. In fact, there were multiple standing ovations throughout the film. It had everything you could want in a movie: snakes, violence, gore, Samuel Jackson swearing, and some nudity. I was afraid that the movie was going to be a comedy or take itself too seriously, but neither happened. It was filled with plenty of suspenseful and serious moments, but there were also some comedic relief. At one point in the film, Samuel Jackson's character actually says: "Great. Now we have snakes on crack!" Best movie of the year! And to anyone who says they don't like it, we'll unleash the snakes on you!

A standing ovation. Thats great.

[Cowhead418]

A standing ovation. Thats great.

Yep, there were several throughout the movie. There was one during the opening credits, another when we first saw Samuel Jackson, and yet another when he uttered: "That's it! I'm tired of these mother******* snakes on this mother******* plane!" The audience also cheered whenever a character was attacked by a snake.

[Leet Eriksson]

Snapes on a Klane

[whyidie]

Yep, there were several throughout the movie. There was one during the opening credits, another when we first saw Samuel Jackson, and yet another when he uttered: "That's it! I'm tired of these mother******* snakes on this mother******* plane!" The audience also cheered whenever a character was attacked by a snake.

Now THATS an audience that is in tune with the movie.

[Lemur]

Badgers on a Kayak

Ferrets on a Submarine

Bats on a Boat

Sharks on a Kia

Tarantulas on a Tricycle

[Moros]

Badgers on a Kayak

Ferrets on a Submarine

Bats on a Boat

Sharks on a Kia

Tarantulas on a Tricycle

This is getting to bizarre if you ask me.

[Spino]

Skinks on a Ferry

Weasels on a Winnebago

Bitches on a Bus

[Strike For The South]

best Movie Ever

[Leet Eriksson]

best Movie Ever

QFT

This movie is the best 10 bucks i paid in my life.

[Cowhead418]

I wonder how many people are going to see it just for that one line. This is a movie I could watch again. In fact, a friend is coming back from vacation today so I might go see it again with him. It is definately worth the money. The movie is original and is definately better than most of the other **** that passes for movies these days.

[Patriarch of Constantinople]

i would like to see a spin off "Octopus on an Elevator"

[Kekvit Irae]

How about Jaws in a Plane? A great white shark breaks out of an aquarium and then the entire plane is flooded.

Or, even better... Sharks In A House

[Shaka_Khan]

Or, even better... Sharks In A House

For a moment I thought that was a joke until I saw the image. Does this shark have legs? If not then I think it's the shark that should be afraid. What's the title of that story?

[Kekvit Irae]

It's a manga called Gyo, where the fish of the ocean rise up (with creepy spider legs, no less).
Here's an earlier image from the same chapter, entitled 'Shark Attack'
http://i7.tinypic.com/2556mpt.jpg

[econ21]

Sharks in a house is not just a cartoon. I used to live near one:

http://www.headington.org.uk/history/misc/shark.htm

[Divinus Arma]

Sharks in a house is not just a cartoon. I used to live near one:

http://www.headington.org.uk/history/misc/shark.htm

That's awesome. I wouldn't want that thing on my block, but it still rocks.