Crap...

[Dayve]

I put a can of diet coke in the freezer and forgot about it... Now it's frozen to hell... That was my last can, and i'm very very thirsty! You all must pay for this, since it is all of your faults. ALL OF YOUR FAULTS!

[Tuuvi]

Ever heard of water?

[Simmons]

Theres always water I guess

[Teleklos Archelaou]

"What a lamentable thing it is that men should blame the gods...as the source of their troubles, when it is their own wickedness that brings them sufferings worse than any which Destiny allots them." - Homer, Odysse 1.32

[CountArach]

Wow, this topic has so much merit :)

But seriously, I'm sorry I forgot to remind you about your coke, my bad.

[-Praetor-]

"What a lamentable thing it is that men should blame the gods

I know that the devs have accomplished much on the developing of EB... but to call yourselves gods... that`s heresy.

Smug alert!!!!

[Darkarbiter]

I know that the devs have accomplished much on the developing of EB... but to call yourselves gods... that`s heresy.

Smug alert!!!!

*Goes off to worship dark89
am i a heratic?

[Cheexsta]

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

[Teleklos Archelaou]

*Goes off to worship dark89
am i a heratic?

Not necessarily. But I think that with your recent comments elsewhere too, those discussions of working with scripts and becoming an EB member probably aren't going to go any further.

[abou]

"What a lamentable thing it is that men should blame the gods...as the source of their troubles, when it is their own wickedness that brings them sufferings worse than any which Destiny allots them." - Homer, Odysse 1.32

Oh snap, Dayve. You just got served.

By the way, why is this thread even here?

[Radier]

Yeah happens to me all the time. Beer in freezer....

[GiantMonkeyMan]

all we need now is someone discussing the history of the zipper...

[Sarkiss]

"What a lamentable thing it is that men should blame the gods...as the source of their troubles, when it is their own wickedness that brings them sufferings worse than any which Destiny allots them." - Homer, Odysse 1.32

[Joeokar]

a and for all

[Shigawire]

I put a can of diet coke in the freezer and forgot about it... Now it's frozen to hell... That was my last can, and i'm very very thirsty! You all must pay for this, since it is all of your faults. ALL OF YOUR FAULTS!

Diet Coke? You on a diet or something?

I'd strongly advice anyone from drinking Diet soda, as it contains Aspartame, that sweetener which makes it X times more poisonous than regular Coca Cola.
Cancerogenous.

Though I heard rumors they were going to change the sweetener.

[Slartibardfast]

Greetings creatures from another world.

Ahhhh! Diet Coke.

Symbol of democratic freedom in calary consciencious capatolistic west.

mmmmmm!

Blrrraagh!

See its really a cure. Basically anyone who drinks it insantly turns into an axe wielding homocidal maniac.

It might be to late for aspiring imergree landlords like Jertsy Belovsky but you Sonny Jim got off lightly and sould count yourself lucky your coke is all gone and so easilly at that.

The Indian state of Kerella whose ground water was piosoned by CCAmatil factories had to fight the barstards in court to get rid of the last can there.

[GiantMonkeyMan]

i was once walking into town with a few friends and this guy threw a diet coke at us... he obviously wanted regular

another thing i blame on the EB team

[Reenk Roink]

Next time mix it with alcohol...

or antifreeze...

[Foot]

The insidious nature of the EB team gets everywhere. I for one have been the direct cause of five playground fights, a number of minor driving offenses, a back-garden war over a protruding hedge, some backstabbing in the UN, a rather nasty bicycle accident involving a scraped knee and a crying child, and also every bar of chocolate that you've brought in the last two months that once opened is completely and utterly melted!


All this and more is the true reason why 0.8 is taking so long to get out the door. EB has to keep up appearances.

Foot

[Moros]

Greetings creatures from another world.

Ahhhh! Diet Coke.

Symbol of democratic freedom in calary consciencious capatolistic west.

mmmmmm!

Blrrraagh!

See its really a cure. Basically anyone who drinks it insantly turns into an axe wielding homocidal maniac.

Never knew Beirut drinks diet coke.

[Dayve]

No, diet coke still contains Asperatame(sp), but i find water revolting... I live in England and obviously we have drinkable tap water, but i find it disgusting... Unless it is flavoured in a bottle or with some Robinsons added... Anyway, i've been drinking at least 20 cans of diet coke a week for the last year, and i don't have any problems with cancer, and if i ever do get it, i can blame it on diet coke and sue the bastards!

[Redigo]

a back-garden war over a protruding hedge

That line had me rolling. Brilliant turn of phrase.

[Slartibardfast]

Never knew Beirut drinks diet coke.

They don't its far right zionist air raids, 10 really large Isreali mine fields sitting there for the last 5 years, 25km2 of the Lebannon still occupied by Isrealies and having your mothers 80 year old house bulldozed by an Isreali tank that pisses them off.

By the way I'm Jewish descent so don't hit me with that anti-semitism crap.

Lebs may be "dicks" and the UN are "pussies" but as far as good relations with the nieghbours are concerned Isreal is an "arsehole".

[Tuuvi]

They don't its far right zionist air raids, 10 really large Isreali mine fields sitting there for the last 5 years, 25km2 of the Lebannon still occupied by Isrealies and having your mothers 80 year old house bulldozed by an Isreali tank that pisses them off.

By the way I'm Jewish descent so don't hit me with that anti-semitism crap.

Lebs may be "dicks" and the UN are "pussies" but as far as good relations with the nieghbours are concerned Isreal is an "arsehole".

Wow what started as a spam thread turns into political warfare!!! Better grab some popcorn this is gonna be great...

Oh and BTW the world is gonna end august 22nd

EDIT
almost forgot the casualties are coming to vegas august 22nd so i get to die in mosh pit yippee

[Dayve]

They don't its far right zionist air raids, 10 really large Isreali mine fields sitting there for the last 5 years, 25km2 of the Lebannon still occupied by Isrealies and having your mothers 80 year old house bulldozed by an Isreali tank that pisses them off.

By the way I'm Jewish descent so don't hit me with that anti-semitism crap.

Lebs may be "dicks" and the UN are "pussies" but as far as good relations with the nieghbours are concerned Isreal is an "arsehole".

Perhaps if hardline Lebonese muslim/militia groups would stop blowing themselves up on buses and in cafe's killing innocent Israelis then maybe they wouldn't bulldoze houses, lay mine fields and occupy parts of Lebanon.

I don't buy into all these news reports slamming the Israelis because more 'innocent' Lebonese civlians got killed... The way i see it, everytime a muslim terrorist blows him/herself up and kills innocent American/British/Israeli/whatever people, then that country should randomly pick a densely populated muslim area and drop a MOAB on it. Eye for an eye.

And don't hit me with the 'innocent muslims' crap, because all muslims are guilty. One muslim will not condemn the actions of another muslim, no matter how attrocious those actions may have been.