loading screen quotes

[Tamur]

Spartan, I think tbh means "to be honest", or at least that's how I've seen it used. Rare to see, though.

[Kourutsu]

I once fought two days with an arrow through my testicle.
-Godfrey of Ibelin

God will understand, my lord. And if he doesn't, then he is not God and we need not worry.
-Balian of Ibelin

Deep...Real deep.

[Voigtkampf]

"I fart in your general direction!"
Monty Python

What? It is medieval lore.

[Peasant Phill]

What no blackadder quotes yet?

[Dracula(Romanian Vlad Tepes)]

I would like the one from terminator i thimk is is: "I'll be back"

[Subedei]

"My anda Temujin [Genghis Khan] has four hounds whom he brought up on human flesh, and kept in chains. They have brows of copper, snouts like chisels, tongues like bradawls, hearts of iron, and tails that cut like swords. They can live on dew, and ride like the wind. On the day of battle they eat the flesh of men. You see how, being set loose, they come forward slavering for joy. Those two are Jebe and Khubilai; those two are Jelmei and Subetai. That is who those four 'hounds are." [Jamukha`s reply to Tayang Khan; The Secret History of the Mongols]

...that one got Tayng freakin´scared....don´t mess around with those doggies....good book by the way...illustrating

[JFC]

"My anda Temujin [Genghis Khan] has four hounds whom he brought up on human flesh, and kept in chains. They have brows of copper, snouts like chisels, tongues like bradawls, hearts of iron, and tails that cut like swords. They can live on dew, and ride like the wind. On the day of battle they eat the flesh of men. You see how, being set loose, they come forward slavering for joy. Those two are Jebe and Khubilai; those two are Jelmei and Subetai. That is who those four 'hounds are." [Jamukha`s reply to Tayang Khan; The Secret History of the Mongols]

...that one got Tayng freakin´scared....don´t mess around with those doggies....good book by the way...illustrating

Let's just hope the loading screen takes a while eh?

Baldrick, what starts with 'Come here' and ends in 'Owch'?
Don't know?
Come here.

[Subedei]

Let's just hope the loading screen takes a while eh?

You would have enough time on my computer; considering "i-would-guess-hardware-eating"-MTWII.

[JFC]

You would have enough time on my computer; considering "i-would-guess-hardware-eating"-MTWII.

Now that's a quote!

[Horatius]

What no blackadder quotes yet?

Problem is that they would all have to be Black Adder the First Quotes and the funny scenes require two quotes not one for example

From this day forth I shall be known as "The black Vegetable"-Black Adder

Milord wouldn't something more like the Black Adder be more cunning?-Baldric

But Baldric I have an even more cunning plan, the Black

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Adder

-Black Adder

Having just one of those quotes in wouldn't be good, you need Baldrick and Black Adder's piece.

[Peasant Phill]

true but you can still use some:

He's a witch, the hair proves it.

[JFC]

OH MY GOD!
Jesus

I like Chicken.
The Spartan

[Ibn Munqidh]

" All Your Base Are Belong to Us! " - Cats

[Ibn Munqidh]

"I have witnessed almost one hundred battles and skirmishes, and every part of my body is marked by a sword cut, or a spear thrust, or an arrow shot, and yet I die in my bed, under my very nose, just as the camel dies, may the eyes of cowards never rest in sleep!"
-Khalid Ibn Al-Walid

[GodWillsIt]

I once fought two days with an arrow through my testicle.
-Godfrey of Ibelin

God will understand, my lord. And if he doesn't, then he is not God and we need not worry.
-Balian of Ibelin

Deep...Real deep.

When I am not King, I quake for Islam
-Saladin

[bazboy]

This seems to got really out of control, although most of the quotes are funny!

Although I would have to agree with a couple other people in saying that loading screen quotes would get boring and repetitive. I would prefer a cool way of loading, the loading bar could be experimented with and made nice and fun to look at. Or I think the best way to deal with loading screens is to go and get something to eat whilst you wait for it to load, or watch TV. or do any odd jobs you need to get done. the one addition i like about this medieval 2: total war is how the battlefield comes straight from the map (i only played rome: total war for a couple days, not sure if it was the same in that, correct me if wrong), i think that will interest the player.

i still think getting a drink or getting food is the best way to deal with loading screens, it is just like comercials on TV, but you can't flick the channel

whatever,

we will see what happens

thanks

[Riadach]

Here lies hincmar, and savage greed aside,
he did one truly noble thing, he died.

- 'elegy' of johannes scottus eriugena on the death of the bishop hincmar in the 9th century.

[Horatius]

true but you can still use some:

He's a witch, the hair proves it.

I agree, and well done on remembering that one, although I think the funniest Black Adder I quotes are the dialogues

What did I miss?-Richard IV

Oh Uncle Harry tried to kill Uncle Edmund-(The nine year old princesse supposed to be Edmund Black Adder's wife)

Or better yet

"Who is that slimmy fellow"-Richard III

"I know not my lord I shall ask my son, Harry who is that?"-Prince Richard

"It is your other son milord"-Harry

[kataphraktoi]

"For the army is the glory of the Emperor and the power of the palace"

- Katakalon Kekaumenos

[The Spartan (Returns)]

Ceasar010 is now loved by all.
(Ptolomey, The Spartan)

[shammy63]

We need more of those witty Muslim quotes...

Such as:

"If the mountain doesn't come to Mohammed, Mohammed will go to the mountain!"

Arabic pronoun

[Ph34rb0t]

purely for humours sake.. I think that every quote should be from Blackadder.. or Monty Python and the holy grail... or not?

They dont have to be contemporary quotes do they? didnt they quote Winston Churchill in R:TW... or was that Call of Duty

Just one quote from me..

Soldier to Commander of Catholic army ready to descend on Cathar village: Sire.. but how will we know which are Catholic and which are heretics?

Commander ready for slaughter: God will tell the difference when they reach heaven!

(shockingly misquoted!)

[JFC]

"I bent my Wookiee!"
Ralph Wiggum

"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel."
Homer Simpson

[The Spartan (Returns)]

Son of a b**** boom!
-Flanders

[Horatius]

From Black Adder again

"But you are a man milord"-Persy

"Ah but how will they know I am Persy"-Black Adder

"Well they can look up that tree in Lincolnshire"-Persy

[george33387]

I have a calendar of 365 quotes one at each day. I'm writing them to word and saving them. I will chose some that much total war and post them

[eastemnet]

Just one quote from me..

Soldier to Commander of Catholic army ready to descend on Cathar village: Sire.. but how will we know which are Catholic and which are heretics?

Commander ready for slaughter: God will tell the difference when they reach heaven!

(shockingly misquoted!)

This one would fit well with M2:TW. It is the best one I have seen here so far IMO.



Here is mine that I could dig up:


"Also say to them, that they suffer him this day to win his spurs, for if god be pleased, I will this journey be his, and the honor thereof."

Or, more simply:

"Let the boy win his spurs"

-Edward III, speaking of the Black Prince.

[Mount Suribachi]

looks like they're in

[The Blind Samurai]

uhh
God Wills it!!!!-pope paul

[Biggus Diccus]

Let blood! blood! BLOOD! be our motto!

King Richard IV of England.