Only 40% of Americans believe in the Theory of Evolution

[Navaros]

While we're debunking science with mere sarcastic remarks, I'd like to take this opportunity to lambast gravity: You suck, Gravity.

Evolution is far more "speculation, propaganda, and fundamental zealousness dedicated to sticking to a pre-conceived idea no matter what, even if evidence and conclusions must be fabricated to do so" rather than "science."

Just look the fundamental zealous tone throughout the article in the original post. In no way is that a balanced article that takes a neutral stance (as reporters are ethically obligated to do). Rather, it tries to push the writer's fundamental pro-evolution zeal down the readers' throats by implying that evolution is correct and something is "wrong" with people who don't believe in that crap.