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    Jillian & Allison's Daddy Senior Member Don Corleone's Avatar
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    No, Gert, you're absolutely right! We're dumber than you think... forget evolution... we can't even get sex education right...


    And here's the results... now how are the twins going to explain this one to Mom & Dad... junior's already married to his older sister...


    But you know, just like you enlightened Europeans, we too have gay marriage....


    And we loved your idea about hot tubs... but we thought we needed to 'tweak' it a little...


    Here's your typical red-blooded Yank, trying his damndest to provide for his family:


    Well, looks like the Europeans were right, and all this pollution has killed the local wildlife. He's gonna have to pack up and try someplace else...


    OOOPS! Stupid me, I forgot... we always have to close any sentiment with "God Bless America"
    Last edited by Don Corleone; 08-12-2006 at 14:35.
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