Typical Americans

[Don Corleone]

Since it's okay to point out just how stupid Americans are, let me actually show you the depths we sink to... I don't think Canadians or Europeans truly grasp just how profoundly stupid we truly are...

Here's Ms. America, 1995. Time can take a toll...You mean you REALLY have to brush every day?


Here's our Secretary of Health & Human Services having a discussion about exercise with the chairman of the President's Council on Physical Fitness


Here's the winners of "Who wants to get out of the trailer park" reality show. While not your typical American couple (they only share two family ties on their family tree, most of us have at least 4) we're proud of them, none-the-less...


Here they are again, on their cruise down Pennsylvania Avenue...


Here's our esteemed board of directors for the National Academy of Sciences:


And here's two of them, testing an advanced scientific theory... as it turns out, yep, gravity DOES ACTUALLY WORK, even in Oklahoma. Nobody can say we haven't done our part for the development of civilization....