Typical Americans

[Don Corleone]

No, Gert, you're absolutely right! We're dumber than you think... forget evolution... we can't even get sex education right...


And here's the results... now how are the twins going to explain this one to Mom & Dad... junior's already married to his older sister...


But you know, just like you enlightened Europeans, we too have gay marriage....


And we loved your idea about hot tubs... but we thought we needed to 'tweak' it a little...


Here's your typical red-blooded Yank, trying his damndest to provide for his family:


Well, looks like the Europeans were right, and all this pollution has killed the local wildlife. He's gonna have to pack up and try someplace else...


OOOPS! Stupid me, I forgot... we always have to close any sentiment with "God Bless America"

[Moros]

When have I said such a thing? When has any other .org guy said such a thing.
Are you haerd that much by an Article written by an uknown? Come on. He hasn't done his homework that's clear. You're not angry about this because some of us just have other oppinions about the evolution theory? I really don't understand what has angered you except for a stupid article people shouldn't care about.

[Husar]

I agree completely with what Don posted above.
Especially the white house pic is very shocking.
I´m sorry but I don´t want you freaks to come back to Europe.

[Don Corleone]

Well, I did get a little hot under the collar when my thread highlighting the faulty logic in the study of Americans and evolution got locked. Call it too much coffee or too much hangover, but I went a little off the deep end, hence this thread.

You're right Gert, I don't know why I let stuff like this get me so upset. I know we're not a bunch of knuckle-dragging neanderthals, regardless of what rigged 'studies' or threads in the Backroom say.

Anyway, I suspect the reason this thread didn't closed is A) it's kinda funny (and it disarmed my temper, now I'm just doing it for grins) and B) I suspect most folks believe there's some truth in it.

Well, now that we're into the laughing phase, feel free to post a few of your own. As dumb as we are, one thing you have to say is we can at least take a joke & laugh at ourselves...

[Moros]

Ah that's better. This might not be the frontroom, but it can't be bad to let it be the kindom of peace sometimes too.

Can we also post pictures about how dumb dutch are?

[Fragony]

Can we also post pictures about how dumb dutch are?

Envy is a sin you know

[Moros]

Envy is a sin you know

I don't believe in sins.

[Fragony]

I don't believe in sins.

But sin believes in you.