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    Yes, if the bridge should be named after Jean-Claude it should be Jean-Claude Van Varenberg (his real name).

    Besides what does Chuck Norris have that Jean-Claude, Silvester, Arnold and Steven don't have. I say let them fight over it and the winner will give the bridge its name. Should be great as a movie script.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peasant Phill
    Besides what does Chuck Norris have that Jean-Claude, Silvester, Arnold and Steven don't have. I say let them fight over it and the winner will give the bridge its name. Should be great as a movie script.
    How many movies last two seconds?
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    Quote Originally Posted by GeneralHankerchief
    How many movies last two seconds?
    actualy there are enough movies with scripts of only 2 seconds.
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    Default Re: Bridge to be named after Chuck Norris!

    Quote Originally Posted by Peasant Phill
    Yes, if the bridge should be named after Jean-Claude it should be Jean-Claude Van Varenberg (his real name).

    Besides what does Chuck Norris have that Jean-Claude, Silvester, Arnold and Steven don't have. I say let them fight over it and the winner will give the bridge its name. Should be great as a movie script.
    You forgot Vin Diesel
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