At last, I have a way to arm my children at bedtime! Behold! The Armor of God PJs!
Armor of God Pyjamas
At last, I have a way to arm my children at bedtime! Behold! The Armor of God PJs!
Re: Armor of God Pyjamas
Gots ter gets me some o' those!
When Adam delved and Eve span, Who was then the gentleman? From the beginning all men by nature were created alike, and our bondage or servitude came in by the unjust oppression of naughty men. For if God would have had any bondsmen from the beginning, he would have appointed who should be bound, and who free. And therefore I exhort you to consider that now the time is come, appointed to us by God, in which ye may (if ye will) cast off the yoke of bondage, and recover liberty. - John Ball
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You too can protect your kids from the evils of the world,
for only $39.95 (plus shipping)!
I love the fact that you get a free New Testament with every PJ purchase. Not a full Bible, just the New Testament. Do they not want to subject kids to the fire and brimstone Old Testament stuff, or maybe the Old Testament is just a bit too, um, Jewish for the kinds of people who would buy this stuff. Couldn't find any info on the version you get, be interesting to know.
I wonder if these are fire-retardant, or are the parents and purveyours relying on the will of God to keep the children from emulating the Burning Bush?
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Looks like something Ned Flanders would get his kids....
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It doesn't help that the kid to the right looks like a dork who'd grow up to be a full-blown 1331-wannabe, WoW-crazed, pwnager idiot -- as is particularly plausible in stereotypical middle class families of great religious qualities -- at fifteen.
...and he'd probably be wearing that to play Dark Age of Camelot or something...
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Hehehehe, stupid Christians. Hehehee, let's make fun of them, they're all that we still can.
What do you care if somebody reads the bible and actually espouses the metaphors and teachings held within? Man, talk about ugly.
It's okay to have your kid in Snoop Dog pajamas or any other current entertainment icon, but you're an unfit parent if you dare to use religious symbolism.
Last edited by Don Corleone; 08-22-2006 at 22:39.
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So?
You guys don't have a problem with Power Ranger jammies do you?
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Hm, you're taking this a bit seriously.Originally Posted by Don Corleone
I don't allow my children to wear any sort of brand clothing. Heck, I won't put on a shirt that has a Nike swoosh. Branding is silly. Why should I pay someone to give them free advertising?
These PJs, on the other hand, are hilarious. The subject of the joke is neither Christianity nor Jesus, but rather a silly product meant to capitalize on both. If you can't make that distinction ...
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It's worse than that.....he's dead Jim!!
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Does nobody else find it disturbing how much this:
resembles this:
"What, have Canadians run out of guns to steal from other Canadians and now need to piss all over our glee?"
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No...
I am also not disturbed by kids dressing up as ghosts on Halloween and the "resemblence" to the KKK...
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....Were reaching a bit aernt we? I mean I know all Christians are bigoted and stupid inbreds but they wouldnt dare be open about.Does nobody else find it disturbing how much this:
resembles this:
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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No, those aren't KKK pyjamas, they're quite obviously politically incorrect "crusading pyjamas", designed to propogate hate and intolerance. The coppers should drag them screaming from their beds and straight into the slammer... shocking.
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I personally like the little palestinian kids with suicide bomber vests and little AK-47's, they look like they could kick a little more ass (too bad their parents are pussies and prefer suicide bombing civilicans). It just makes my heart melt looking at all these "religious" folks armed to the teeth to please their gods (including the thread subject picture.)
And God cried.
Last edited by Devastatin Dave; 08-22-2006 at 23:46. Reason: just didn't have that devdav flavor beeeatches...
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There PJs for gods sake something a mum used to help her kindalen go to bed. Nothing more nothing less there just Pjs.
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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Yet more proof (to me) that "Sales" Christians are all secretly huge potheads.
"Hey, du-u-u-u-ude... let's make these shiny-ass, like, armor pajamas... and then we'll sell it for a ****load apiece... they'll eat it up... speaking of which, you got munchies tonight. And no more communion wafers! Those things taste like crap."
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The only one reaching here is you: reaching to stretch my post into something it's not.
I was simply making a comparison between the physical characteristics of the two outfits, not between Christian teachings and KKK twistedness.
If I thought there was any similarity between true Christian teaching and white supremecist beliefs, I would not have promised the Catholic Church that I would raise my son in that faith. Though I am not a practicing Catholic myself, my wife is, and it was very important to her.
But I have to tell you: the Christians in here need to lighten up a bit. You guys have really flown off the handle over nothing in this thread.
Besides, when you guys get all defensive about it, the real Christian haters (and I don't deny that there are a few in here) smell blood in the water.
"What, have Canadians run out of guns to steal from other Canadians and now need to piss all over our glee?"
- TSM
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ok I overeacted sorry
There still however just pjs
Last edited by Strike For The South; 08-23-2006 at 00:26.
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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No.Does nobody else find it disturbing how much this:
...
resembles this:
...
Well, I think they're silly- but I also think that Power Ranger jammies are silly as well. However, I have no problem with parents letting their children wearing either if the kids like them.So?
You guys don't have a problem with Power Ranger jammies do you?
Last edited by Xiahou; 08-23-2006 at 00:34.
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