Post your Conspiricy Theories

[The Stranger]

I believe in 2 conspiricy theories. I believe in the Free Masoners

and i believe in the Zpionist theory. The Zpionists are group of highly dangerous internetaccountassassins looking to kill The Stranger, merely for the fact that The Stranger is spelled with an S and they hate the letter S because they wanted to be called the Spionists but couldnt because the The Stranger was already spelled with an S. so now theyre trying to kill The Stranger, which is me. And I'm the only internetuser with guts because i fight these evil Zpionists while you do NOTHING. If i convinced you please contact me at 666-4823451 the ANTI SPIONIST ORDER. yeah i spelled it with an S to make them mad. funny isnt it.

in which conspiricy theories do you guys believe. And dont come and talk me about the Dragonfly cuz i know its a Zpionist Trick.

[Moros]

I'm starting to believe on a spammer...err I mean fast posting of nonense conspiricy.

[danfda]

I believe ... in the Zpionist theory. The Zpionists are group of highly dangerous internetaccountassassins looking to kill The Stranger, merely for the fact that The Stranger is spelled with an S and they hate the letter S because they wanted to be called the Spionists but couldnt because the The Stranger was already spelled with an S. so now theyre trying to kill The Stranger, which is me.

Shhhh! We can't get you if you tell other people! They might recognize us!

[IrishArmenian]

Rich USA wasps (White, Anglo-Saxon Protestants) fund the IRA so that Ireland cannot become an incredibly stabel country just so the England can be safe in 50-100 years.

[The Stranger]

ah... i did not understand the meaning of it anyway... but it could be true

[Vladimir]

Rich USA wasps (White, Anglo-Saxon Protestants) fund the IRA so that Ireland cannot become an incredibly stabel country just so the England can be safe in 50-100 years.

Well they failed, miseably. It's one of the most prosperous countries in Europe. It would seem possible if this was the '80s though.

[Gregoshi]

All the conspiracy theories are out there to drive me crazy I tell ya!

[danfda]

It would seem possible if this was the '80s though.

Ahh, the days of crack cocaine, flocks of seagulls, spandex, and Ronald Reagan.

I'm so glad I was born in the '80s...

[Masy]

George and Tony did, in fact, honestly believe that Iraq housed WMD's, and went to war with the pure intention of safeguarding their respective nations.

Pretty wacked out eh?

[Moros]

All the conspiracy theories are out there to drive me crazy I tell ya!

Good one!

[Celtic_Guardian]

Rich USA wasps (White, Anglo-Saxon Protestants) fund the IRA so that Ireland cannot become an incredibly stabel country just so the England can be safe in 50-100 years.

Hence the phrase, "Boston's favorite charity"

[Lemur]

I believe in the Free Masoners

Um, the Freemasons exist. In public. They're in the phone book. Do you believe anything in particular about the Freemasons that would qualify as a conspiracy?

I believe that Ann Coulter is a transvestite.

[Kongamato]

A massive percentage of television shows are about homicides, detectives, predators, and general police work. Several of these shows also show the protagonists bending the rules they are supposed to uphold. We always root for the characters to railroad the suspects, and we are angered whenever the defense tries something(which is always slimy and underhanded).

How about this for a conspiracy: All these shows are not the product of unoriginal TV producers, but an effort by the Smoking Rooms to create a paranoid populace that is constantly terrified of the "psycho next door", wishing for the jack-boots to throw anybody remotely suspicious into jails custom designed by Devastatin' Dave.

[Marshal Murat]

Hezbollah is a group of jacked up Iranians, Syrians, Lebanese, and Palestinians funded by Iran, Syria, and Lebanon to fight Israel.

[Celtic_Guardian]

A massive percentage of television shows are about homicides, detectives, predators, and general police work. Several of these shows also show the protagonists bending the rules they are supposed to uphold. We always root for the characters to railroad the suspects, and we are angered whenever the defense tries something(which is always slimy and underhanded).

How about this for a conspiracy: All these shows are not the product of unoriginal TV producers, but an effort by the Smoking Rooms to create a paranoid populace that is constantly terrified of the "psycho next door", wishing for the jack-boots to throw anybody remotely suspicious into jails custom designed by Devastatin' Dave.

YES YES YES someone else thinks so to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Stranger]

How about this for a conspiracy: All these shows are not the product of unoriginal TV producers, but an effort by the Smoking Rooms to create a paranoid populace that is constantly terrified of the "psycho next door", wishing for the jack-boots to throw anybody remotely suspicious into jails custom designed by Devastatin' Dave.

i dont think dev dave is going to like that. OOOH DEV DAVE, DEV, DEV BOY OVER HERE KONGOTHINGIE IS SAYING oh.. sorry i didnot know you were in there with Soly... yes im sorry... no i wont interupt anymore... yes, no im very sorry... yeah you 2 have fun... oke cya

oh and lemur, i meant the part that they are a group that is running the world and their big treasure etc

[Reverend Joe]

can you feel it, now that spring has come, and it's time to live in the... scattered sun?

[Hepcat]

Well if you watch Monty Python's Flying Circus then you will learn how to identify a Free Mason. The antlers are usually a dead give away.

[Claudius the God]

A fun conspiracy theory I heard about recently when watching an Alex Jones Documentary - 9/11: The Road to Tyranny, was about how the Oklahoma city bombing and 9/11 attacks and other terrorist bombings were designed to help transform the USA into a police state.

he backs his theories up with a lot of evidence, but near the end he goes into a small rant about the Kyoto protocols which doesn't have as much credibility.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/9-11:_The_Road_to_Tyranny
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_jones

Jones has authorized the downloading and distribution of 9/11: The Road to Tyranny on the Internet

9-11 THE ROAD TO TYRANNY
The mainstream media is whitewashing and lying about what really happened on Sept 11th. 911: The Road to Tyranny is shaking the foundations of Washington, DC as the definitive film on what really happened on Sept. 11th and who stands to gain.

http://www.archive.org/download/911t...dtotyranny.wmv

[Hepcat]

That guy seems like a bit of a paranoid nutcase to me.

[ezrider]

If you want good Conspiracy and a good laugh, read the illuminatus trilogy.

Also Roberto Calvi & Licio Gelli and the whole strategia della tensione thing(I think it has relevance to whats happening now).
Roberto Calvi and the strategia della tensione make interesting conspiracy stories. Even though they're real. (mostly)

[Ronin]

the "montreal screwjob" was a work!!!!


that is all....

[Divinus Arma]

Leftist liberals are conspiring to consolidate power into the hands of the elite using popular support created by massive reliance on government subsidies to the unskilled and unambitious, all while eroding the value of the constitution through the Supreme Court (Commerce Clause, etc). Then, once the constitution is made flexible and irrelevant, the Atheist liberal elite can make any law it wants to and subjugate the people under their "benevolent" rule. We have already seen the destruction of States' Rights and the loss of property rights in the U.S. thanks to liberal constitutional interpretation.

Sadly, this one is true.

[Reverend Joe]

Leftist liberals are conspiring to consolidate power into the hands of the elite using popular support created by massive reliance on government subsidies to the unskilled and unambitious, all while eroding the value of the constitution through the Supreme Court (Commerce Clause, etc). Then, once the constitution is made flexible and irrelevant, the Atheist liberal elite can make any law it wants to and subjugate the people under their "benevolent" rule. We have already seen the destruction of States' Rights and the loss of property rights in the U.S. thanks to liberal constitutional interpretation.

Oh, yeah- another mention of politics in a joke thread and I'll belt you in the throat to calm you down.

[Reverend Joe]

Oh, yeah- another mention of politics in a joke thread and I'll belt you in the throat to calm you down.

(By the way, that's a Hunter Thompson quote, not a threat... "He was raising so much hell, shouting and waving his arms, that I was tempted to belt him in the throat to calm him down." From The Rum Diary.)

[Hepcat]

I have a theory that rap is going to be responsible for the death of civilization as we know it.

[Divinus Arma]

Ya. Rap does suck. There is some truth to what you say Hepcat.

But remember: Rap is a tool of the Liberal Elite to keep the black man down. After all, if the black man isn't down, then who can the elites help? They keep the minorities down so they can step on them for a podium to espouse their views. Did you know that in many black urban circles that trying to get an education is "betraying the race", trying to be white, etc?

Rap. Hollywood. Its all an internal propoganda machine to maintain a permanent underclass. Without an underclass, the Democrats would be irrelevant.

[Ironside]

The Swedish goverment is running a secret genetical project to get humans with superior physical preformance and let those people compete in athletics.

[Divinus Arma]

Ya. They're called a "Bikini Team".

[Banquo's Ghost]

Ya. Rap does suck. There is some truth to what you say Hepcat.

But remember: Rap is a tool of the Liberal Elite to keep the black man down. After all, if the black man isn't down, then who can the elites help? They keep the minorities down so they can step on them for a podium to espouse their views. Did you know that in many black urban circles that trying to get an education is "betraying the race", trying to be white, etc?

Rap. Hollywood. Its all an internal propoganda machine to maintain a permanent underclass. Without an underclass, the Democrats would be irrelevant.

You've convinced me, DA. I have sent my subscription to the Heritage Foundation.

But I thought the Democrats were irrelevant anyway?

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

PS It's so nice to be able to type DA again, instead of having to try to remember what order the c's come in Eclectic...

As for my conspiracy theory, I don't really have one because all the governments I know of couldn't run a bath, let alone a conspiracy. The conspiracies I face are all instigated by my wife and her friends, and involve my credit card. They are terrifyingly real