Crap...

[Dayve]

I put a can of diet coke in the freezer and forgot about it... Now it's frozen to hell... That was my last can, and i'm very very thirsty! You all must pay for this, since it is all of your faults. ALL OF YOUR FAULTS!

[Tuuvi]

Ever heard of water?

[Simmons]

Theres always water I guess

[Teleklos Archelaou]

"What a lamentable thing it is that men should blame the gods...as the source of their troubles, when it is their own wickedness that brings them sufferings worse than any which Destiny allots them." - Homer, Odysse 1.32

[CountArach]

Wow, this topic has so much merit :)

But seriously, I'm sorry I forgot to remind you about your coke, my bad.

[-Praetor-]

"What a lamentable thing it is that men should blame the gods

I know that the devs have accomplished much on the developing of EB... but to call yourselves gods... that`s heresy.

Smug alert!!!!

[abou]

"What a lamentable thing it is that men should blame the gods...as the source of their troubles, when it is their own wickedness that brings them sufferings worse than any which Destiny allots them." - Homer, Odysse 1.32

Oh snap, Dayve. You just got served.

By the way, why is this thread even here?

[Radier]

Yeah happens to me all the time. Beer in freezer....

[GiantMonkeyMan]

all we need now is someone discussing the history of the zipper...

[Darkarbiter]

I know that the devs have accomplished much on the developing of EB... but to call yourselves gods... that`s heresy.

Smug alert!!!!

*Goes off to worship dark89
am i a heratic?

[Cheexsta]

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

[Teleklos Archelaou]

*Goes off to worship dark89
am i a heratic?

Not necessarily. But I think that with your recent comments elsewhere too, those discussions of working with scripts and becoming an EB member probably aren't going to go any further.

[Dayve]

Right, you are all forgiven. I thawed it out and put it back in the freezer to go cold again, and then drank it. I'll let it slip this time, but i'm warning you all... Don't let it happen again, i won't let something this serious slip twice...

[The Spartan (Returns)]

yes.

please rename to Baritx 2 thread.

[Tyfus]

Ok, We'll try to keep all your problems sorted for you

[Dayve]

Ok, We'll try to keep all your problems sorted for you

That's what i like to hear.

[Sarkiss]

"What a lamentable thing it is that men should blame the gods...as the source of their troubles, when it is their own wickedness that brings them sufferings worse than any which Destiny allots them." - Homer, Odysse 1.32

[Joeokar]

a and for all

[Shigawire]

I put a can of diet coke in the freezer and forgot about it... Now it's frozen to hell... That was my last can, and i'm very very thirsty! You all must pay for this, since it is all of your faults. ALL OF YOUR FAULTS!

Diet Coke? You on a diet or something?

I'd strongly advice anyone from drinking Diet soda, as it contains Aspartame, that sweetener which makes it X times more poisonous than regular Coca Cola.
Cancerogenous.

Though I heard rumors they were going to change the sweetener.

[Slartibardfast]

Greetings creatures from another world.

Ahhhh! Diet Coke.

Symbol of democratic freedom in calary consciencious capatolistic west.

mmmmmm!

Blrrraagh!

See its really a cure. Basically anyone who drinks it insantly turns into an axe wielding homocidal maniac.

It might be to late for aspiring imergree landlords like Jertsy Belovsky but you Sonny Jim got off lightly and sould count yourself lucky your coke is all gone and so easilly at that.

The Indian state of Kerella whose ground water was piosoned by CCAmatil factories had to fight the barstards in court to get rid of the last can there.

[GiantMonkeyMan]

i was once walking into town with a few friends and this guy threw a diet coke at us... he obviously wanted regular

another thing i blame on the EB team

[Reenk Roink]

Next time mix it with alcohol...

or antifreeze...

[Foot]

The insidious nature of the EB team gets everywhere. I for one have been the direct cause of five playground fights, a number of minor driving offenses, a back-garden war over a protruding hedge, some backstabbing in the UN, a rather nasty bicycle accident involving a scraped knee and a crying child, and also every bar of chocolate that you've brought in the last two months that once opened is completely and utterly melted!


All this and more is the true reason why 0.8 is taking so long to get out the door. EB has to keep up appearances.

Foot

[Moros]

Greetings creatures from another world.

Ahhhh! Diet Coke.

Symbol of democratic freedom in calary consciencious capatolistic west.

mmmmmm!

Blrrraagh!

See its really a cure. Basically anyone who drinks it insantly turns into an axe wielding homocidal maniac.

Never knew Beirut drinks diet coke.

[Dayve]

No, diet coke still contains Asperatame(sp), but i find water revolting... I live in England and obviously we have drinkable tap water, but i find it disgusting... Unless it is flavoured in a bottle or with some Robinsons added... Anyway, i've been drinking at least 20 cans of diet coke a week for the last year, and i don't have any problems with cancer, and if i ever do get it, i can blame it on diet coke and sue the bastards!

[Redigo]

a back-garden war over a protruding hedge

That line had me rolling. Brilliant turn of phrase.

[Lavastein]

this thread is weired. water is the greatest drinking substance knowm to man. I think it tastes delicious. I drink it with everything. Cake, pizza, hamburgers. You name it. I think diet soda tastes good to, so I cant go wrong with anyone here

[The Spartan (Returns)]

can we kill this thread? nothing funny is coming out of it tbh.

[Dayve]

I agree... I wish people wouldn't make silly spam threads like this that really add nothing to this particular forum.

[The Spartan (Returns)]

no, no spam is okay its just not funny in this thread.