Crap...

[Moros]

no, no spam is okay its just not funny in this thread.

That's why it's spam, sigh, if it was funny it ws no spam. Then it would be a thread which would add some humour to the forum. This however doesn't.

[Dayve]

That's why it's spam, sigh, if it was funny it ws no spam. Then it would be a thread which would add some humour to the forum. This however doesn't.

I have an idea that would bring humour to the forum... You and Spartan can post pictures of your mothers.

[Masy]

I have an idea that would bring humour to the forum... You and Spartan can post pictures of your mothers.

Ooh, not holding any punches eh?

[Foot]

I have an idea that would bring humour to the forum... You and Spartan can post pictures of your mothers.

No need to get personal Dayve and keep the mothers out of this, cos remember "When you put down one mother, you are putting down mothers all over the world

Foot

[-Praetor-]

No need to get personal Dayve and keep the mothers out of this, cos remember "When you put down one mother, you are putting down mothers all over the world

Foot

That was the most...............

how should I put it

...embarrasing video I`ve seen this week (to put it softly). Sorry, but watching that fellow`s sing was just too much for me.

Go kill yourself, you just.... can`t watch that kind of things!!!!

[Trithemius]

can we kill this thread? nothing funny is coming out of it tbh.

On the plus side it seems to distract people from, say, whining about armour or cloaks or the wait until the next release.

"Always look on the briiiiight siiiiide of liiiiife!"

[Simmons]

That's why it's spam, sigh, if it was funny it ws no spam. Then it would be a thread which would add some humour to the forum. This however doesn't.

But humor is subjective so while you might not find it funny others will does that make it a funny thread

[Masy]

Mr T raps! Nirvana at last !

[Moros]

But humor is subjective so while you might not find it funny others will does that make it a funny thread

Well Foot made it all better now!

And to continue this thread with some more musical talent. Here's me mommy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHRfu3D7jkU

[Slartibardfast]

Never knew Beirut drinks diet coke.

They don't its far right zionist air raids, 10 really large Isreali mine fields sitting there for the last 5 years, 25km2 of the Lebannon still occupied by Isrealies and having your mothers 80 year old house bulldozed by an Isreali tank that pisses them off.

By the way I'm Jewish descent so don't hit me with that anti-semitism crap.

Lebs may be "dicks" and the UN are "pussies" but as far as good relations with the nieghbours are concerned Isreal is an "arsehole".

[Tuuvi]

They don't its far right zionist air raids, 10 really large Isreali mine fields sitting there for the last 5 years, 25km2 of the Lebannon still occupied by Isrealies and having your mothers 80 year old house bulldozed by an Isreali tank that pisses them off.

By the way I'm Jewish descent so don't hit me with that anti-semitism crap.

Lebs may be "dicks" and the UN are "pussies" but as far as good relations with the nieghbours are concerned Isreal is an "arsehole".

Wow what started as a spam thread turns into political warfare!!! Better grab some popcorn this is gonna be great...

Oh and BTW the world is gonna end august 22nd

EDIT
almost forgot the casualties are coming to vegas august 22nd so i get to die in mosh pit yippee

[NightStar]

I drank diet coke once, a mistake I will surely not repeat

[Orb]

They don't its far right zionist air raids, 10 really large Isreali mine fields sitting there for the last 5 years, 25km2 of the Lebannon still occupied by Isrealies and having your mothers 80 year old house bulldozed by an Isreali tank that pisses them off.

By the way I'm Jewish descent so don't hit me with that anti-semitism crap.

Lebs may be "dicks" and the UN are "pussies" but as far as good relations with the nieghbours are concerned Isreal is an "arsehole".

Politics to the Backroom

[Trithemius]

Politics to the Backroom

Unless it is the politics of the early Roman Republic, which might actually be topical.

[Slartibardfast]

Wow what started as a spam thread turns into political warfare!!! Better grab some popcorn this is gonna be great...

Oh and BTW the world is gonna end august 22nd

EDIT
almost forgot the casualties are coming to vegas august 22nd so i get to die in mosh pit yippee

Vegas,

Man not Vegas,

I have the original Magrathean plans for the Earth right in front of me (they really should of listened to me and placed some fiords in Nevada....love those crinkley bits) and Vegas is right over the Mices secret subteranean base.

Grab the popcorn and head out of town and watch the show from there.

[Bar Kochba]

Slartibardfast, they were talking about the mod in the frontroom or backroom not the city in lebenon

[Slartibardfast]

Politics to the Backroom

"Ahh diet-coke symbol of democratic......"- paraphrased from The Young Ones - Cupboard 1986.

"dicks..pussies..arseholes..etc" - paraphrased fromTeam America 2004/5

Humour fine.

Politics fine.

In reply to dietcoke turning you into an axe wielding homicidal maniac.......
"I didn't know they drank diet coke in Bieruit."-Gertgregoor

Rehashing the stereotypical racist demonisation of a people/culture not fine or funny.

Sorry I took it so seriously but I only knew of the one Beiruit.

[Reverend Joe]

I just dropped morning glories.

I'm sure that is somehow pertient.

[Slartibardfast]

this thread is weired. water is the greatest drinking substance knowm to man. I think it tastes delicious. I drink it with everything. Cake, pizza, hamburgers. You name it. I think diet soda tastes good to, so I cant go wrong with anyone here

My nieghbour is a water management engineer.

After university he worked in the Indian NW territories where the custom is to offer your guest a cup of water.

Up there all there drinking water is green!

He's not sure which is worse the water there or the town water here in Orange.

[Dayve]

They don't its far right zionist air raids, 10 really large Isreali mine fields sitting there for the last 5 years, 25km2 of the Lebannon still occupied by Isrealies and having your mothers 80 year old house bulldozed by an Isreali tank that pisses them off.

By the way I'm Jewish descent so don't hit me with that anti-semitism crap.

Lebs may be "dicks" and the UN are "pussies" but as far as good relations with the nieghbours are concerned Isreal is an "arsehole".

Perhaps if hardline Lebonese muslim/militia groups would stop blowing themselves up on buses and in cafe's killing innocent Israelis then maybe they wouldn't bulldoze houses, lay mine fields and occupy parts of Lebanon.

I don't buy into all these news reports slamming the Israelis because more 'innocent' Lebonese civlians got killed... The way i see it, everytime a muslim terrorist blows him/herself up and kills innocent American/British/Israeli/whatever people, then that country should randomly pick a densely populated muslim area and drop a MOAB on it. Eye for an eye.

And don't hit me with the 'innocent muslims' crap, because all muslims are guilty. One muslim will not condemn the actions of another muslim, no matter how attrocious those actions may have been.

[Teleklos Archelaou]

Will the first moderator who wanders into this mess now close this thread? There is no place for discussions or whatever of this nature on the EB forum. It has nothing to do with any aspect of EB whatsoever.

[Trithemius]

Perhaps if *snip! - gibberish*

STOP TALKING, YOU IDIOT.

Can we all stop being tragically misinformed about politics and go back to being tragically misinformed about Imperial Roman armour? PLEASE.

[edyzmedieval]

+1

[Tellos Athenaios]

I have the original Magrathean plans for the Earth right in front of me (they really should of listened to me and placed some fiords in Nevada....love those crinkley bits) and Vegas is right over the Mices secret subteranean base.

Grab the popcorn and head out of town and watch the show from there.

Three questions for you Slartibardfast: will you leave another message to some hitchikers passing by? You know, like you did in Norway. Also: what eventually happened to your Africa plans, will they be included this time? And at the last: do you still like cricket?