Quote Originally Posted by JFC
Pick that up, put it down, get out, come here, go away, never again, it's you fault, you don't appreciate me, if you don't know I'm not going to tell you, you're a mess, I hate you, come with me, leave me alone, what time do you call this, what have I told you, I told you this would happen, I'm cold, I'm hot, your trouble is you don't think, you'll break it, you'll burn it, turn it up, turn it down, stop showing off, stop showing me up, get off, don't wipe it there, turn it over, come to bed, go to bed, get out of bed, etc.
My Girlfriend (every day)

NOW THAT'S WHINGING!
Well that certainly helps put things in perspective JFC!