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    RIP Tosa, my trolling end now Senior Member Devastatin Dave's Avatar
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    Man, about a month ago the wife used my razor on her legs without me knowing. It really dulls the blade ya know. Well, the next nite I was feelin' freaky and decided to shave my marble holder. My sack got sliced up like a head of cabbage in a kabuki resturant...
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    Ok, , enough with these "shorn marbles" posts. Now we have DivE and DD admitting to exposing their jewels to grave risk. Ugh.


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    Well today we got our van stuck in some mud and when we tried to get out we launched a rock at least 50 feet into a window and shattered it...

    Luckily it was the last day I had at that particular job.
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    i just admitted being a mafiosi and am being executed today.

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    Had another conversation with my wife (who is divorcing me)..., I feel for you, IrishArmenian, I really do, but, ya know, sometimes that bullet-in-the-shoulder thing looks pretty good...
    Therapy helps, but screaming obscenities is cheaper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blodrast
    Had another conversation with my wife (who is divorcing me)..., I feel for you, IrishArmenian, I really do, but, ya know, sometimes that bullet-in-the-shoulder thing looks pretty good...
    Oh, just have a friend fire a small round into your shoulder. Should put off the woman for a long time. Pity will soon folloe. Best of luck to you, Blodrast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IrishArmenian
    Oh, just have a friend fire a small round into your shoulder. Should put off the woman for a long time. Pity will soon folloe. Best of luck to you, Blodrast.
    Heh, I'm afraid we're past the stage where pity may play any role at all. It would probably be more like it "You deserved it", or something like that ("Now why didn't I think of that a few years ago?"

    But seriously, as I said, I'm sorry for your accident, and I hope it all goes well - with the wife, too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave
    Man, about a month ago the wife used my razor on her legs without me knowing. It really dulls the blade ya know. Well, the next nite I was feelin' freaky and decided to shave my marble holder. My sack got sliced up like a head of cabbage in a kabuki resturant...
    You...shave your balls?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave
    My sack got sliced up like a head of cabbage in a kabuki resturant...
    you... cut open your balls?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kralizec
    You...shave your balls?
    Just that one time...honest!!!
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    I physically cannot put a blade near me balls, I have an real mental problem with that, but I'm glad I do. I cannot imajin why someone would try it.

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    since the door to the discussion of balls has been opened, i may as well post mine, which very well did qualify as a bad day, hell a bad week...

    i posted this a long time ago, probrably about the time i quit drinking.

    it was a cold and dark day, at the ripe age of 17, my girlfriend and i were snowmachining in the back country, and we decided to get a little frisky, to save a long story and having my post edited by the mods for our community minors. i wound up on my back on top of my machine with her on top of me...anyway we completed our business and she got up and let my member fall brutally onto the seat... now a 40 below zero with a nice wind blowing lets just say its the same as sticking your tounge onto a freezing metal object... it froze onto the machine seat.... she freaked out and started balling( and not the good kind either, myself not being to calm either were forced to sit their for five minutes till my buddies came to the "rescue" which consisted of numerous photos being taken and and generally teasing the hell out of me before the antidote of scalding hot cocoa was applied to the seat and yes my johnson...

    the week of hell came from having to wait for my dad to come home from the slope so he could take me to the doc, i swear i had both frostbite and burns on my member...as much as i wanted to, i couldnt tell my mom i needed to go to the doc because i got my dick frozen to a snow machine seat, while screwing your best friends daughter... ive never told her, even to this date some 19 years later....

    and dave, after your done shaving your junk i have one question for you are you a brute man or an aqua velva man?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jayrock

    and dave, after your done shaving your junk i have one question for you are you a brute man or an aqua velva man?
    I was a neosporin guy that night!!!
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