Quote Originally Posted by IrishArmenian
Oh, just have a friend fire a small round into your shoulder. Should put off the woman for a long time. Pity will soon folloe. Best of luck to you, Blodrast.
Heh, I'm afraid we're past the stage where pity may play any role at all. It would probably be more like it "You deserved it", or something like that ("Now why didn't I think of that a few years ago?"

But seriously, as I said, I'm sorry for your accident, and I hope it all goes well - with the wife, too.