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    RIP Tosa, my trolling end now Senior Member Devastatin Dave's Avatar
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    Default Re: Post Your Bad Days Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Kralizec
    You...shave your balls?
    Just that one time...honest!!!
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    Default Re: Post Your Bad Days Thread

    I physically cannot put a blade near me balls, I have an real mental problem with that, but I'm glad I do. I cannot imajin why someone would try it.

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    Default Re: Post Your Bad Days Thread

    since the door to the discussion of balls has been opened, i may as well post mine, which very well did qualify as a bad day, hell a bad week...

    i posted this a long time ago, probrably about the time i quit drinking.

    it was a cold and dark day, at the ripe age of 17, my girlfriend and i were snowmachining in the back country, and we decided to get a little frisky, to save a long story and having my post edited by the mods for our community minors. i wound up on my back on top of my machine with her on top of me...anyway we completed our business and she got up and let my member fall brutally onto the seat... now a 40 below zero with a nice wind blowing lets just say its the same as sticking your tounge onto a freezing metal object... it froze onto the machine seat.... she freaked out and started balling( and not the good kind either, myself not being to calm either were forced to sit their for five minutes till my buddies came to the "rescue" which consisted of numerous photos being taken and and generally teasing the hell out of me before the antidote of scalding hot cocoa was applied to the seat and yes my johnson...

    the week of hell came from having to wait for my dad to come home from the slope so he could take me to the doc, i swear i had both frostbite and burns on my member...as much as i wanted to, i couldnt tell my mom i needed to go to the doc because i got my dick frozen to a snow machine seat, while screwing your best friends daughter... ive never told her, even to this date some 19 years later....

    and dave, after your done shaving your junk i have one question for you are you a brute man or an aqua velva man?

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    Default Re: Post Your Bad Days Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by jayrock

    and dave, after your done shaving your junk i have one question for you are you a brute man or an aqua velva man?
    I was a neosporin guy that night!!!
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