Post Your Bad Days Thread

[IrishArmenian]

Read: Not hand. As long as I keep my arm in the same place I can use my hands for anything, which sadly does not include my wife because she is working.

[Devastatin Dave]

Man, about a month ago the wife used my razor on her legs without me knowing. It really dulls the blade ya know. Well, the next nite I was feelin' freaky and decided to shave my marble holder. My sack got sliced up like a head of cabbage in a kabuki resturant...

[Vladimir]

Ok, , enough with these "shorn marbles" posts. Now we have DivE and DD admitting to exposing their jewels to grave risk. Ugh.

[Uesugi Kenshin]

Well today we got our van stuck in some mud and when we tried to get out we launched a rock at least 50 feet into a window and shattered it...

Luckily it was the last day I had at that particular job.

[The Spartan (Returns)]

i just admitted being a mafiosi and am being executed today.

[Blodrast]

Had another conversation with my wife (who is divorcing me)..., I feel for you, IrishArmenian, I really do, but, ya know, sometimes that bullet-in-the-shoulder thing looks pretty good...

[Kralizec]

Man, about a month ago the wife used my razor on her legs without me knowing. It really dulls the blade ya know. Well, the next nite I was feelin' freaky and decided to shave my marble holder. My sack got sliced up like a head of cabbage in a kabuki resturant...

You...shave your balls?

[The Spartan (Returns)]

My sack got sliced up like a head of cabbage in a kabuki resturant...

you... cut open your balls?

[IrishArmenian]

Had another conversation with my wife (who is divorcing me)..., I feel for you, IrishArmenian, I really do, but, ya know, sometimes that bullet-in-the-shoulder thing looks pretty good...

Oh, just have a friend fire a small round into your shoulder. Should put off the woman for a long time. Pity will soon folloe. Best of luck to you, Blodrast.

[Blodrast]

Oh, just have a friend fire a small round into your shoulder. Should put off the woman for a long time. Pity will soon folloe. Best of luck to you, Blodrast.

Heh, I'm afraid we're past the stage where pity may play any role at all. It would probably be more like it "You deserved it", or something like that ("Now why didn't I think of that a few years ago?"

But seriously, as I said, I'm sorry for your accident, and I hope it all goes well - with the wife, too.

[Devastatin Dave]

You...shave your balls?

Just that one time...honest!!!

[IrishArmenian]

I physically cannot put a blade near me balls, I have an real mental problem with that, but I'm glad I do. I cannot imajin why someone would try it.

[jayrock]

since the door to the discussion of balls has been opened, i may as well post mine, which very well did qualify as a bad day, hell a bad week...

i posted this a long time ago, probrably about the time i quit drinking.

it was a cold and dark day, at the ripe age of 17, my girlfriend and i were snowmachining in the back country, and we decided to get a little frisky, to save a long story and having my post edited by the mods for our community minors. i wound up on my back on top of my machine with her on top of me...anyway we completed our business and she got up and let my member fall brutally onto the seat... now a 40 below zero with a nice wind blowing lets just say its the same as sticking your tounge onto a freezing metal object... it froze onto the machine seat.... she freaked out and started balling( and not the good kind either, myself not being to calm either were forced to sit their for five minutes till my buddies came to the "rescue" which consisted of numerous photos being taken and and generally teasing the hell out of me before the antidote of scalding hot cocoa was applied to the seat and yes my johnson...

the week of hell came from having to wait for my dad to come home from the slope so he could take me to the doc, i swear i had both frostbite and burns on my member...as much as i wanted to, i couldnt tell my mom i needed to go to the doc because i got my dick frozen to a snow machine seat, while screwing your best friends daughter... ive never told her, even to this date some 19 years later....

and dave, after your done shaving your junk i have one question for you are you a brute man or an aqua velva man?

[Devastatin Dave]

and dave, after your done shaving your junk i have one question for you are you a brute man or an aqua velva man?

I was a neosporin guy that night!!!

[The Stranger]

no man, i have an offer you can refuse. 1 and a halve share of my crazyness. like pirates YOHOO

[The Stranger]

my day was actually great... i woke up at 15:00 havent slept this good for ages

[Kralizec]

I went to Mallorca for a week and most of it was great

The day however before we flew back, sucked.
We rented a car (a Renault Espace, we were 7 people total) to see more of the island, used it for about 5 hours but when we came back from lunch the power steering didn't work (time was 14:00 then) Driving such a heavy car without power steering is whoefully unpractible and dangerous.
We called the rental company but the women on the phone didn't speak a word of English or German! Considering that the vast majority of people who rent cars there are foreign tourists who don't speak Spanish or Italian, that's strange. We were redirected, then again and again. We also called somebody from our travel agency on the island who spoke Spanish, but at first she had no luck either. Eventually she got us a phone number from the car company of somebody who spoke English (thank god)
He arranged for a new car and promised that we would get back half our money. Only at 20:00 in the evening we got our new car. By then we had spent most of our day in boredom.
The next morning we delivered the car to the company at the airport as agreed upon, but the guy who took it didn't want to give us back our money (175 euro) because he said he wasn't told about any agreements about that. Because we had to check in for our flight we didn't have time to argue.

[The Stranger]

that definitly sux, and looks like a big scam...