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    I believe in 2 conspiricy theories. I believe in the Free Masoners

    and i believe in the Zpionist theory. The Zpionists are group of highly dangerous internetaccountassassins looking to kill The Stranger, merely for the fact that The Stranger is spelled with an S and they hate the letter S because they wanted to be called the Spionists but couldnt because the The Stranger was already spelled with an S. so now theyre trying to kill The Stranger, which is me. And I'm the only internetuser with guts because i fight these evil Zpionists while you do NOTHING. If i convinced you please contact me at 666-4823451 the ANTI SPIONIST ORDER. yeah i spelled it with an S to make them mad. funny isnt it.

    in which conspiricy theories do you guys believe. And dont come and talk me about the Dragonfly cuz i know its a Zpionist Trick.


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    I'm starting to believe on a spammer...err I mean fast posting of nonense conspiricy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger
    I believe ... in the Zpionist theory. The Zpionists are group of highly dangerous internetaccountassassins looking to kill The Stranger, merely for the fact that The Stranger is spelled with an S and they hate the letter S because they wanted to be called the Spionists but couldnt because the The Stranger was already spelled with an S. so now theyre trying to kill The Stranger, which is me.

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    Rich USA wasps (White, Anglo-Saxon Protestants) fund the IRA so that Ireland cannot become an incredibly stabel country just so the England can be safe in 50-100 years.

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    ah... i did not understand the meaning of it anyway... but it could be true

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    Quote Originally Posted by IrishArmenian
    Rich USA wasps (White, Anglo-Saxon Protestants) fund the IRA so that Ireland cannot become an incredibly stabel country just so the England can be safe in 50-100 years.
    Well they failed, miseably. It's one of the most prosperous countries in Europe. It would seem possible if this was the '80s though.


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    All the conspiracy theories are out there to drive me crazy I tell ya!
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    George and Tony did, in fact, honestly believe that Iraq housed WMD's, and went to war with the pure intention of safeguarding their respective nations.

    Pretty wacked out eh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gregoshi
    All the conspiracy theories are out there to drive me crazy I tell ya!

    Good one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vladimir
    It would seem possible if this was the '80s though.
    Ahh, the days of crack cocaine, flocks of seagulls, spandex, and Ronald Reagan.

    I'm so glad I was born in the '80s...
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    Quote Originally Posted by IrishArmenian
    Rich USA wasps (White, Anglo-Saxon Protestants) fund the IRA so that Ireland cannot become an incredibly stabel country just so the England can be safe in 50-100 years.

    Hence the phrase, "Boston's favorite charity"
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    A massive percentage of television shows are about homicides, detectives, predators, and general police work. Several of these shows also show the protagonists bending the rules they are supposed to uphold. We always root for the characters to railroad the suspects, and we are angered whenever the defense tries something(which is always slimy and underhanded).

    How about this for a conspiracy: All these shows are not the product of unoriginal TV producers, but an effort by the Smoking Rooms to create a paranoid populace that is constantly terrified of the "psycho next door", wishing for the jack-boots to throw anybody remotely suspicious into jails custom designed by Devastatin' Dave.
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    Hezbollah is a group of jacked up Iranians, Syrians, Lebanese, and Palestinians funded by Iran, Syria, and Lebanon to fight Israel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kongamato
    A massive percentage of television shows are about homicides, detectives, predators, and general police work. Several of these shows also show the protagonists bending the rules they are supposed to uphold. We always root for the characters to railroad the suspects, and we are angered whenever the defense tries something(which is always slimy and underhanded).

    How about this for a conspiracy: All these shows are not the product of unoriginal TV producers, but an effort by the Smoking Rooms to create a paranoid populace that is constantly terrified of the "psycho next door", wishing for the jack-boots to throw anybody remotely suspicious into jails custom designed by Devastatin' Dave.

    YES YES YES someone else thinks so to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kongamato
    How about this for a conspiracy: All these shows are not the product of unoriginal TV producers, but an effort by the Smoking Rooms to create a paranoid populace that is constantly terrified of the "psycho next door", wishing for the jack-boots to throw anybody remotely suspicious into jails custom designed by Devastatin' Dave.
    i dont think dev dave is going to like that. OOOH DEV DAVE, DEV, DEV BOY OVER HERE KONGOTHINGIE IS SAYING oh.. sorry i didnot know you were in there with Soly... yes im sorry... no i wont interupt anymore... yes, no im very sorry... yeah you 2 have fun... oke cya

    oh and lemur, i meant the part that they are a group that is running the world and their big treasure etc
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger
    I believe in the Free Masoners
    Um, the Freemasons exist. In public. They're in the phone book. Do you believe anything in particular about the Freemasons that would qualify as a conspiracy?

    I believe that Ann Coulter is a transvestite.


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