Post your Conspiricy Theories

**Reverend Joe** · 08-22-2006, 04:18

Originally Posted by Zorba

Oh, yeah- another mention of politics in a joke thread and I'll belt you in the throat to calm you down.

(By the way, that's a Hunter Thompson quote, not a threat... "He was raising so much hell, shouting and waving his arms, that I was tempted to belt him in the throat to calm him down." From The Rum Diary.)

**Hepcat** · 08-22-2006, 05:17

I have a theory that rap is going to be responsible for the death of civilization as we know it.

**Divinus Arma** · 08-22-2006, 07:10

Ya. Rap does suck. There is some truth to what you say Hepcat.

But remember: Rap is a tool of the Liberal Elite to keep the black man down. After all, if the black man isn't down, then who can the elites help? They keep the minorities down so they can step on them for a podium to espouse their views. Did you know that in many black urban circles that trying to get an education is "betraying the race", trying to be white, etc?

Rap. Hollywood. Its all an internal propoganda machine to maintain a permanent underclass. Without an underclass, the Democrats would be irrelevant.

**Ironside** · 08-22-2006, 08:16

The Swedish goverment is running a secret genetical project to get humans with superior physical preformance and let those people compete in athletics.

**Divinus Arma** · 08-22-2006, 08:21

Ya. They're called a "Bikini Team".

**Banquo's Ghost** · 08-22-2006, 11:18

Originally Posted by Divinus Arma

Ya. Rap does suck. There is some truth to what you say Hepcat.

But remember: Rap is a tool of the Liberal Elite to keep the black man down. After all, if the black man isn't down, then who can the elites help? They keep the minorities down so they can step on them for a podium to espouse their views. Did you know that in many black urban circles that trying to get an education is "betraying the race", trying to be white, etc?

Rap. Hollywood. Its all an internal propoganda machine to maintain a permanent underclass. Without an underclass, the Democrats would be irrelevant.

You've convinced me, DA. I have sent my subscription to the Heritage Foundation.

But I thought the Democrats were irrelevant anyway?

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

As for my conspiracy theory, I don't really have one because all the governments I know of couldn't run a bath, let alone a conspiracy. The conspiracies I face are all instigated by my wife and her friends, and involve my credit card. They are terrifyingly real

**Redleg** · 08-22-2006, 23:49

Here is one that some might want to check into.

There is an intelligence program called conivore which has a direct pipeline into the internet. Its function is to provide a means for the government to invade our private lives with what we type on the internet, where our IP is given to the local law enforcement for possible use against us.

There are other cavet's to this conspiricy but I will hold off on them for now....

Looking for my tinfoil and duck tape now.....

**Lemur** · 08-23-2006, 04:58

Carnivore is another one that's known and documented. (Thanks, Janet Reno, and may you dance the forbidden tango of lust with Alberto "Torture Boy" Gonzales in the seventh circle of spam.)

**Andres** · 08-23-2006, 08:44

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**Redleg** · 08-23-2006, 11:49

Originally Posted by Lemur

Carnivore is another one that's known and documented. (Thanks, Janet Reno, and may you dance the forbidden tango of lust with Alberto "Torture Boy" Gonzales in the seventh circle of spam.)

Oh but you should here the conspiricy theories about ruined lives. Some are probably actually legate, but some of the ones I heard are so off the wall, that they are actually humorous.

Especially the one I heard about a perviewer of kiddie porn that went to jail because of his believe that carnivore violated his privacy. (Turns out he was going to a site that was a sting operation versus anything to do with Carnivore.)

At least when conspiricy theories involving Carnivore come up - I give them a little look see because of the invasive nature of the program.

**The Stranger** · 08-24-2006, 22:26

Originally Posted by Banquo's Ghost

You've convinced me, DA. I have sent my subscription to the Heritage Foundation.

But I thought the Democrats were irrelevant anyway?

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

As for my conspiracy theory, I don't really have one because all the governments I know of couldn't run a bath, let alone a conspiracy. The conspiracies I face are all instigated by my wife and her friends, and involve my credit card. They are terrifyingly real

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