I'm surrounded by air. Everywh-air th-air is air. And air sounds like heir. The h-airs want my throne, they want my kingdom! They surround me! They air-e everywh-air! It's a consp-air-icy! A consp-air-icy it is!

But! I will fight them with my own air, my own gases.

*** farts ***

Ha, that will teach them, those damn h-airs. The h-airs! I have to withstand them!

*** f-air-ts again ***

Where air-e you now hè! You d-air-ty h-airs! I'll get you all!

*** f-ai-rts, f-ai-rts air-gain, keeps f-air-ting ***

Oh no! No! Nurse! Nurse! The h-airs did it again. They did it again! They air-e everywh-air! Please, I need you to clean me! No! It wasn't me, it w-air-e the h-airs! The h-airs. No, no valium-air. Oh! Damn consp-air-icy! The h-airs! Aaaaaaaa...