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    Sovereign Oppressor Member TIE Fighter Shooter Champion, Turkey Shoot Champion, Juggler Champion Kralizec's Avatar
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    Default Re: Penis Pump judge sentenced 4 Years

    Quote Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave
    I don't have an opinion on this
    Come on Dave, we know you sympathize with the guy so just come out and say it

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    eew! That is disgusting, why the hell would he do THAT! He is worse than the judge who consults mystic dwarves.

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    Default Re: Penis Pump judge sentenced 4 Years

    He said he may have absentmindedly squeezed the pump's handle during court cases


    Absentmindedly...sure

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    Default Re: Penis Pump judge sentenced 4 Years

    Well, they do say you can only use one head or the other, so absentmindedly might just be an accurate description.

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    Default Re: Penis Pump judge sentenced 4 Years

    I wonder if he had an inflatable sheep in his chambers?
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

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    Default Re: Penis Pump judge sentenced 4 Years

    haha you guys are just now hearing about this. it's been a few years in the making, but now you see, exciting things do happen in Oklahoma . hope he can put that thicker, harder, longer member of his to good use in the can.
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    Default Re: Penis Pump judge sentenced 4 Years

    Well, some trials are very boring you know...

    Dave do you play DoD:Source by the way? I'm sure it's possible, but I find it hard to believe there are two Devastatin' Dave's out there.
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