To quote Eddie Izzard:
I want to be an astronaut, go to outer space, discover things that have never been discovered. He said, "Look, you’re British so scale it down a bit."
All right I want to work in a shoe shop then. Discover shoes that no one’s ever discovered right in the back of the shop, on the left. And he said, "Look, you’re British, so scale it down a bit."
All right, I want to work in a sewer then. And discover sewage that no one’s ever discovered and pile it on my head and then come to the surface and sell myself to an art gallery. And he said, "What the **** have you been smoking?"
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