thw 100% Truth

[Strike For The South]

This equation should be taught in all math classes!





>From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:



What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?



Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:



If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.



Then:



H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%





and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%



But,



A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%



And,



B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%



AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.



A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%



So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While HardWork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there! , it's the BULLSHIT and ASS KISSING! that will put you over the top.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Through the use of another pseudo-mathematical formula, it's possible to prove conclusively that Women=Evil.

As we all know, Women=Time*Money, and Time=Money.

Therefore, Women=Money^2

As Money is the Root of All Evil, Women=Root Evil^2, and thus Women=Evil.

QED.

[IrishArmenian]

I smell too much time on one's hands. Interesting, though. And interesting, though isn't 2x= 200% x? And Beirut, that was good.
Edit: It was 3 in the morning. I have a slow mind when operating so erly. Thank you for pointing that out.

[Hepcat]

I wonder who actually sat down and worked this out. A mathmatician who prefered to write using numbers instead of letters probably

[Samurai Waki]

I sometimes wonder why BKS is commonly mistaken for Beirut...

[Beirut]

I sometimes wonder why BKS is commonly mistaken for Beirut...

Handsome features, rugged exteriors, intellectual chick magnets, we're pretty much twins.

[lars573]

The only way to tell them apart is one has an axe.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Yes, but what if we use the word axe as in a guitar? They're still twins then...

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Handsome features, rugged exteriors, intellectual chick magnets, we're pretty much twins.

Sigged!

[lars573]

Yes, but what if we use the word axe as in a guitar? They're still twins then...

Hardly. One is for tree killing, and is an aplifier of the rugged exterior. The other is a focusing instrument for the intellectual chick-magnetism. Plus anly guitarists that calls it an axe is compensating for a lack of....something.

[Oaty]

The only way to tell them apart is one has an axe.

And where the one had a slip up with the axe ouch

[Divinus Arma]

Thats funny. It reminds me of the equation where you can prove that women are evil using math and square roots. Cant remember it but it was funny.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Pssst...check the second post.

[Divinus Arma]

Pssst...check the second post.

Ah yes. That's the one. Clever, that.

[Orb]

This sounds similar to this thing (pinched from uncyclopedia):

God is love
Love is blind
Ray Charles is blind
Therefore, Ray Charles is God.

[Hepcat]

This sounds similar to this thing (pinched from uncyclopedia):

God is love
Love is blind
Ray Charles is blind
Therefore, Ray Charles is God.

I like that logic.

[Brenus]

That is called syllogism. Apparent logic…

[doc_bean]

As we all know, Women=Time*Money, and Time=Money.

This always bothered me about this 'proof', it's commonly known that women cost money AND time, so it should be Time+Money, and the whole thing falls apart.

[Shaun]

I love that equation, its very good encouragement for young people...

[Divinus Arma]

This always bothered me about this 'proof', it's commonly known that women cost money AND time, so it should be Time+Money, and the whole thing falls apart.

Ever been shopping with a woman? The more money they have, the longer the day lasts. Also, the more time they have to kill, the more they will run up the credit card.

Thus, Times*money rather than Time+money.