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  1. 08-18-2006, 20:04 #1
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    Default Penis Pump judge sentenced 4 Years

    http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/08/18/D8JJ01N80.html
    I don't have an opinion on this, I just wanted to type "penis pump" in a thread title atleast once in my lifetime. Life's short ya know and you don't get too many chances to type or say "penis pump". If you have an opinion, please respond... Penis, penis, penis...
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  2. 08-18-2006, 20:08 #2
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    Default Re: Penis Pump judge sentenced 4 Years

    Yikes... that's quite the story. I guess some people really get off on having authority and power...
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    Default Re: Penis Pump judge sentenced 4 Years

    that's disturbing...
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    Default Re: Penis Pump judge sentenced 4 Years

    A former judge convicted of exposing himself while presiding over jury trials by using a sexual device under his robe was sentenced Friday to four years in prison.
    That's a dreadfully constructed sentence. Back to journalism school with you!

    I suppose it is good in the respect that it conjures up amusing images of someone trying to preside over a jury trials by using a sexual device under his robe. Not the most effective method of presiding, I should think.
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    Default Re: Penis Pump judge sentenced 4 Years

    I guess it helped him through his ups and downs.
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    Default Re: Penis Pump judge sentenced 4 Years

    Quote Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave
    I don't have an opinion on this
    Come on Dave, we know you sympathize with the guy so just come out and say it
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  7. 08-19-2006, 00:39 #7
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    Default Re: Penis Pump judge sentenced 4 Years

    eew! That is disgusting, why the hell would he do THAT! He is worse than the judge who consults mystic dwarves.
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    Default Re: Penis Pump judge sentenced 4 Years

    He said he may have absentmindedly squeezed the pump's handle during court cases


    Absentmindedly...sure
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    Default Re: Penis Pump judge sentenced 4 Years

    Well, they do say you can only use one head or the other, so absentmindedly might just be an accurate description.
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    Default Re: Penis Pump judge sentenced 4 Years

    I wonder if he had an inflatable sheep in his chambers?
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    Default Re: Penis Pump judge sentenced 4 Years

    Four years just for playing with Mr Happy? Now that's what I call a stiff sentence.
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    Default Re: Penis Pump judge sentenced 4 Years

    I heard this here on the news, but I was surprised about the sentence: four years!? I don't get it. Is it meant to discourage other to do the same, do judges automatically get more time to spent in jail? Or is this a normal sentence?
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    Default Re: Penis Pump judge sentenced 4 Years

    Officer of the court. Govrnment property. Sex crime. He's lucky he didn't get a worse sentence.

    He'll also now be a sex offender, will have to register upon release, and undwer Oklahoma law will be residentially zoned out of every community with a park, school, church, daycare center or other municipality or structure where children may be present. In other words, he'll be living in the mountains somewhere.
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  14. 08-21-2006, 15:20 #14
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    Default Re: Penis Pump judge sentenced 4 Years

    Stiff sentence. Get it folks? Stiff sentence!

    Oh, never mind
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    Default Re: Penis Pump judge sentenced 4 Years

    Quote Originally Posted by screwtype
    Stiff sentence. Get it folks? Stiff sentence!

    Oh, never mind
    lol i think we get it
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    Default Re: Penis Pump judge sentenced 4 Years

    Quote Originally Posted by screwtype
    Stiff sentence. Get it folks? Stiff sentence!

    Oh, never mind
    Sentences like that are hard to come by.
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