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    Ok, here it is: the first nonsense topic ever!

    Feel free to post and enjoy the nonsense.

    About Belgian politics: Guy Verhofstadt should meet a dentist, doesn't he?
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    That day I was playing RTW. I had this nice army consisting of one Barbarian Warlord and one unit of archers. They were marching to group with my main army, ready to invade Germania.

    All of the sudden, my girlfriend came in the room. She wanted to discuss about the preparations of our wedding. So she started talking about the fact that we didn't have much time left to send our invitations to our guests.

    Meanwhile, my marching army got ambushed by the Britons, who were supposed to be my allies. I had to pay attention to the battle, but my girlfriend started to shout and became very angry. She said I'm an insensitive monkey.

    Finally, she called me an asshole, she started to cry and she slammed the door.

    She left me. My precious lady. My beloved one. Such a sweet girl.

    I'm all alone now. Desperate, pathetic, in need of human contact.

    What could I have done to avoid...

    a) losing that battle and b) those damn Britons backstabbing me?
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    “The majestic equality of the laws prohibits the rich and the poor alike from sleeping under bridges, begging in the streets and stealing bread.” - Anatole France

    "The law is like a spider’s web. The small are caught, and the great tear it up.” - Anacharsis

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    point 1: It is not the first nonsense thread.
    point 2: I hold the record for the most nonsensive nonsense threads
    point 3: OMG we have a new spammer

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    Nice to see we have a new spammer. It was kinda boring around here. Nice to have you aboard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AndresTheCunning
    That day I was playing RTW. I had this nice army consisting of one Barbarian Warlord and one unit of archers. They were marching to group with my main army, ready to invade Germania.

    All of the sudden, my girlfriend came in the room. She wanted to discuss about the preparations of our wedding. So she started talking about the fact that we didn't have much time left to send our invitations to our guests.

    Meanwhile, my marching army got ambushed by the Britons, who were supposed to be my allies. I had to pay attention to the battle, but my girlfriend started to shout and became very angry. She said I'm an insensitive monkey.

    Finally, she called me an asshole, she started to cry and she slammed the door.

    She left me. My precious lady. My beloved one. Such a sweet girl.

    I'm all alone now. Desperate, pathetic, in need of human contact.

    What could I have done to avoid...

    a) losing that battle and b) those damn Britons backstabbing me?
    I have a hard time figuring out wether you're serious or not

    If it's serious, you made a collosal mistake. You should have paid attention to your girlfriend and let your game be.

    you could just have pressed the pause button

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    If he did that I would call him stupid. Kinda harsh but the truth.
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    Wel about guy verhofstad, yeah.
    About your gf and a RTW Battle Err..Waaa? (Chief Wiggum)

    EDit: Gonna love this guy finally a new spammer stands up and he's Belgian. Finally!
    Last edited by Moros; 08-10-2006 at 18:36.

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    sorry, I just got my member status and don't wanna put it in jeoprody right away but I had to attach my name to this thread.

    I'm still not understanding what this has to do with Belgian politics.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gertgregoor
    About your gf and a RTW Battle Err..Waaa? (Chief Wiggum)
    that's either supposed to be Moe or the Mayor.

    wait Stranger. I thought you gave up spam by your Beirut song.
    Last edited by The Spartan (Returns); 08-11-2006 at 15:53.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AndresTheCunning
    That day I was playing RTW. I had this nice army consisting of one Barbarian Warlord and one unit of archers. They were marching to group with my main army, ready to invade Germania.

    All of the sudden, my girlfriend came in the room. She wanted to discuss about the preparations of our wedding. So she started talking about the fact that we didn't have much time left to send our invitations to our guests.

    Meanwhile, my marching army got ambushed by the Britons, who were supposed to be my allies. I had to pay attention to the battle, but my girlfriend started to shout and became very angry. She said I'm an insensitive monkey.

    Finally, she called me an asshole, she started to cry and she slammed the door.

    She left me.

    looks like you lost both allies
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    Andres, youre joking right

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    cream cheese, cheese cake, cottage cheese<any pie. (except chocalate and chicken and other exceptions)

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    chocolate is meant to be on cake...but cheese? now i ask you... bleugh

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    Quote Originally Posted by AndresTheCunning
    Ok, here it is: the first nonsense topic ever!

    Feel free to post and enjoy the nonsense.

    About Belgian politics: Guy Verhofstadt should meet a dentist, doesn't he?
    I guess thats what he means ummmmmmmmm
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    Quote Originally Posted by Csar
    I guess thats what he means ummmmmmmmm
    Wow...I left the house for a couple of hours and was SURE that this would be locked by now.

    In more important news...I have to go to the bathroom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WarMachine420
    Wow...I left the house for a couple of hours and was SURE that this would be locked by now.

    In more important news...I have to go to the bathroom.
    Locked no later maybe.
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    I wonder if I can make Csargo cry harder by doing everyone but his ISO.

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    I see no reason to lock this.

    Junior members need a thread to post their nonsense. That way the reactions on the other topics can stay on topic. If one feels the need to post something off topic, one will feel the need to post it here instead of ruining another topic.

    I deserve a statue for this

    And for those who are a bit confused: I'm still going to marry. It was nonsense...

    At least I write on topic here
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    Just a quick reminder: it is not allowed to spam.

    Unless you spam nonsense that is
    Andres is our Lord and Master and could strike us down with thunderbolts or beer cans at any time. ~Askthepizzaguy

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    Quote Originally Posted by AndresTheCunning
    I'm still going to marry.
    Poor boy, can we talk you out of it ?

    Belgian politics: CD&V is way too sure of themselves for the next election, I think people are actually getting tired of them before they're in office...
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