In Times of War You Know You're Screwed When...

[Raz]

... your archers run out of ammo and start firing body bits of fallen comrades.

(Keep it going... )

[Sir Chauncy]

... the most powerful thing in your amoury is strong language and the smell of the food that went off last week.

[Raz]

Yeah, that's the spirit.

... when you lead the charge against the enemy and you look back and only your personal guard is following you.

[Moros]

...when you're knights meet Bazooka troops.

[Conradus]

you're besieging a city with only horsemen and come to the conclusion that your riders can't dismount

or if it doesn't have to be RTW :p

... when you have the best fortress in the world only to notice you've forgotten to shut the backdoor.

[Silver Rusher]

...your sacred band is refusing to come out of the camp because the other soldiers are being homophobic.

[Andres]

you realise you mistakingly took a sleeping pill instead of

[Avicenna]

... when you're facing an angry lumberjack with his big axe.

[macsen rufus]

... when you lead the charge against the enemy and you look back and only your personal guard is .... "No, no. Guys, THIS way... oi where are you going? COME BACK!!!!"

[Andres]

the Sergeant notices a tiny black spot on your uniform...

[Martok]

Your siege engineers forget to bring ammo.

[Alexios]

... you discover your naptha throwers ate beans and franks for breakfast.

[Lemur]

... you hear your men discussing a new game called "frag the lieutenant" ...

[Silver Rusher]

...the US army shows up.

[Keba]

... when you are captured by the Sacred Band.

[The Spartan (Returns)]

you are the only one yelling and grunting when fighting....

[Sir Chauncy]

... when despite having the shiniest breast plates and the stabiest swords the "elite kings cavalry" are losing against a unit of cockroaches with bad breath.

[Divine Wind]

....from the woods you hear the sacred words....

Niii! Niiii!

[GodWillsIt]

... when you lead the charge against the enemy and you look back and only your personal guard is following you.

ah, the famous French charge

[Don Corleone]

.... you keep asking yourself 'where are their cavalry... where are their cavalry'... and a plume of dust behind you fills you with the cold dreadful realization....

[Orb]

Yeah, that's the spirit.

... when you lead the charge against the enemy and you look back and only your personal guard is following you.

I would have thought it was when you lead the charge against the enemy and look back to find that even your personal guard isn't following you.

[Scurvy]

everyone else runs away but you....

[Matador]

you find out to late that your second in command is afraid of large crowds.

[Raz]

.... when your armour manufacture calls for a product recall.

.... when you just remembered that you didn't pay your army two weeks ago.

.... when, due to financial cutbacks, you are forced to eat peasants whilst campaigning.

.... when your army of elephants go by a mouse hole.

[EightDeer]

...you see a Byzantine prince.

[The Spartan (Returns)]

Welcome EightDeer!

when your steel armor falls off.

[Lurker on the Threshold]

When the only sound from your calvalry charge is your own horses hooves.

[Orb]

When your elephants turn around...

[The Stranger]

when you find out the peace treaty was signed a day ago and you just hired an angry band of barbarian merc's and you just happen to be the only rich roman around

[Snite]

Due to miscommunication your guns are taken away and you're told to charge the enemies artillery.


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