...Aytallolah's in Iran, Russians in Afganistan
Seriously though, what is with all this recent airline mania? I don't have a links, but I have been watching the news and so many planes have been diverted or forced landed.
Terror on the Airline
...Aytallolah's in Iran, Russians in Afganistan
Seriously though, what is with all this recent airline mania? I don't have a links, but I have been watching the news and so many planes have been diverted or forced landed.
Re: Terror on the Airline
It's the snakes. It's the *%&$#%-^$**&@! snakes on the @!#*&^-*%*&@!@ plane!
Ajax
"I do not yet know how chivalry will fare in these calamitous times of ours." --- Don Quixote
"I have no words, my voice is in my sword." --- Shakespeare
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it." --- Jack Handey
Re: Terror on the Airline
“It's the snakes”: This one is easy. Just have to decrease the temperature of the cabin under or near zero degree, give blankets to all passengers and problem resolved. Duration of the movie: 15 mm.
Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. Voltaire.
"I've been in few famous last stands, lad, and they're butcher shops. That's what Blouse's leading you into, mark my words. What'll you lot do then? We've had a few scuffles, but that's not war. Think you'll be man enough to stand, when the metal meets the meat?"
"You did, sarge", said Polly." You said you were in few last stands."
"Yeah, lad. But I was holding the metal"
Sergeant Major Jackrum 10th Light Foot Infantery Regiment "Inns-and-Out"
Re: Terror on the Airline
Guys, I'm serious. All these reports of planes being grounded due to possible terror activities. This is nuts.
Re: Terror on the Airline
Dynamite in a guy's bag at Bush Airport, in Houston, Texas:
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/4141246.html
Hmm, that's a bit suspicious. And worrying, since they only found it after selecting his bag for extra scrutiny.
Crazed Rabbit
Ja Mata, Tosa.
The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder
Re: Terror on the Airline
its because terrorists succeeded once at it, so now other terrorists try to do similar things, and the security services get really paranoid about it (out of proportion really)
Re: Terror on the Airline
Sorry, Ice, I just couldn't resist a setup that beautiful!
Ajax
"I do not yet know how chivalry will fare in these calamitous times of ours." --- Don Quixote
"I have no words, my voice is in my sword." --- Shakespeare
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it." --- Jack Handey
Re: Terror on the Airline
Many a camper has woken up beside a snake in their sleeping bag because it got cold and thought the camper was warm and cuddly...Originally Posted by Brenus
“It's the snakes”: This one is easy. Just have to decrease the temperature of the cabin under or near zero degree, give blankets to all passengers and problem resolved. Duration of the movie: 15 mm.
Our genes maybe in the basement but it does not stop us chosing our point of view from the top.
Pape for global overlord!!
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