What to do with a drunk friend?!

[Wardo]

Crap. I see that I'll spend the entire night awake then.

WTF! Why do people have to get completely wasted?! Drink, you bastards, but stop when you've had enough so that you can live without scarying the shit out of me to drink another day!

Yeah, that sounds about right. I have to keep checking for uconciousness. If he breathes less than 12 times a minute or at an interval longer than 10 seconds it's 911.

I'm not going to force anything down his throat nor give him a cold shower because frankly that seems like a hell of a hassle. I tried giving him a glass of water but he couldn't even raise his head to drink it.

I never got wasted myself (I know when to stop), nor had to take care of a drunkard before.

I'm not pissed with him nearly as much as I'm pissed with his friends who allowed him to drink god knows how many glass...BOTTLES! of whatever! Damn. I suppose if I liked to stuff myself with alcohol too the people I'm with would just allow me to do that wouldn't they? They wouldn't mind if I got myself to the verge of death, would they? And they'd just let me walk away ALONE wouldn't they?! WTF!!!

Thanks for the advice, btw.