Can't sleep...

[doc_bean]

Perhaps a mistress as well.

I was going to suggest that as well, but seeing as Dave is a fine upstanding republican, I didn't think he'd consider it. Besides, he already seems to get pretty worked up, the extra stress of a mistress might be a bad idea.

So Dave, stick with your wife !

[ICantSpellDawg]

I was going to suggest that as well, but seeing as Dave is a fine upstanding republican, I didn't think he'd consider it. Besides, he already seems to get pretty worked up, the extra stress of a mistress might be a bad idea.

So Dave, stick with your wife !

"republican" or not doesnt seem to have anything to do with mistress keeping.

A mistress is for a person who holds his wife and family in contempt and lives solely for themselves.

if you want another woman, leave your family or let your wife know about it and see if she leaves you, otherwise you are a miserable coward.

dave wouldnt do that - get some sex books more focused on foreplay and use a blindfold till you get on with the sport itself. maybe some candles

[Fragony]

DevDave is suffering from a Sartrian cough, not yet nausia. Horrible as that may be it does make for a great reading. My advice, just do something crazy, something you would never do otherwise.

[doc_bean]

dave wouldnt do that

That was my point.

- get some sex books more focused on foreplay and use a blindfold till you get on with the sport itself. maybe some candles

Seriously though, don't take sex advice out of a women's magazine

[yesdachi]

I think people are offering advice that requires too much effort, just pop a couple of Benadryl next time. ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[edyzmedieval]

Seriously though, don't take sex advice out of a women's magazine

What do you want then? Sex advice from a gay magazine?

Oh, at least here in Romania men's magazines which offer sex advice are very low in quantity - aproximately 1 or 2

[UglyandHasty]

Now that's a rant !!