I imagine that all the fat people in The City were so cruelly mocked by the merchant bankers that they decided to off themselves/move.
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I imagine that all the fat people in The City were so cruelly mocked by the merchant bankers that they decided to off themselves/move.
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On the topic of being fat, I'd love to visit the UK and try all of the wonderfully decadent beers...
Newcastle brown ale is my hero...
"Its just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?"
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Tsss only Belgian beer is really good.
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The south is better than the north
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This isn't news. They're a people that batter everthing but have no way to burn off the fat. Bring back heavy industry, shipbuilding first.
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England is kind of the other way up to America. All the yuppies live in the South of England. All the real men live in the North of England.The south is better than the north
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Bravery is to be terrified as hell;
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What a load of high-and-mighty bollocks. Ooh look! These cities are "fat"! They're crap, and we're better! Let's mock them!" Sodding arrogant tossers. London wasn't on the top 10 list? Whoopdy pissing doo, this calls for a celebration!
When Adam delved and Eve span, Who was then the gentleman? From the beginning all men by nature were created alike, and our bondage or servitude came in by the unjust oppression of naughty men. For if God would have had any bondsmen from the beginning, he would have appointed who should be bound, and who free. And therefore I exhort you to consider that now the time is come, appointed to us by God, in which ye may (if ye will) cast off the yoke of bondage, and recover liberty. - John Ball
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i'll have you know that i am no yuppieOriginally Posted by Al Khalifah
it's just the cornish... but it is true that anything south of London is completely ignored, maybe we should all get fat and be in the news... apart from that, when i went to london i really noticed the fat people, there are more in london i would have thought... but then again all you northern monkeys prolly have huge beer bellies
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