Quote Originally Posted by English assassin
I'm taking a wild guess here, but it looks like all the soft shandy drinking pooftahs in London just edged ahead in the "sense of humour" stakes too....
To be fair, he does claim to be an 'ejit'.

Anyway, I'd guess that because London is full of foreigners, then they are the healthy/slim ones. Take them out and you'd be left with lots of fat Englishmen.