American girls 'r easy...

[Louis VI the Fat]

NOT!!!


Louis met half a dozen American girls tonight. They wuz hot.


Yet, as you can gather from me posting here now, I couldn't convince anyone of 'em to come over to Louis' place to join me for a game of twister.

So:
- should I have used a less outdated euphemism than a 'game of twister' on 'em?
-Should I get a new haircut?
- Are Amrican girls un-easy nowadays?
- Should I not post here drunk?
- What's with travelling with boyfriends all of a sudden?

[Ice]

NOT!!!


Louis met half a dozen American girls tonight. They wuz hot.


Yet, as you can gather from me posting here now, I couldn't convince anyone of 'em to come over to Louis' place to join me for a game of twister.

So:
- should I have used a less outdated euphemism than a 'game of twister' on 'em?
-Should I get a new haircut?
- Are Amrican girls un-easy nowadays?
- Should I not post here drunk?
- What's with travelling with boyfriends all of a sudden?

Some are easy, others are not. You just have to find the right ones. There is a saying here between me and a few friends. I'm a pretty good university. That means the girls are smart. That means there is less a chance of getting lucky. Now, to solve this problem, we just need to travel 30 minutes east to another university. The girls aren't as smart, and it isn't as hard.

My point is, you just need to find the right crowd.

[Justiciar]

Well, I imagine the easy girls stay in America. And I’m presuming that you’re still in France, right?

[Byzantine Prince]

It's pretty ignorant to make generalizations like that.

[Samurai Waki]

Yeah. And some are waaay too easy.

[Strike For The South]

hmmm youre French and there 'Merican so its 1 of 2 things

-Youre a hedoius looking person or obeese most likely both
- You were wasted out of your mind.

I mean serouisly youre FRENCH you dont understand what that does to American girls.

[Kekvit Irae]

[doc_bean]

You are letting the old continent down

[Fragony]

I am extremily dissapointed in you Louis.

[macsen rufus]

Louis -- give it up; aim at Latin America. A lot more obliging, and a lot better at it too, IMHO

[naut]

Louis -- give it up; aim at Latin America. A lot more obliging, and a lot better at it too, IMHO

I couldn't agree more.

No kidding. Lay on thick a French, English, or Australian accent and American chicks go nuts. As long as you don't come off as a total sleeze-ball, you will succeed in showing up the American competition.

Just don't go prancing about with your fancy accents in an American bar, stealing up all the chicks, or you'll get your ass whupped.

American chicks go crazy for Australian accents?

[LeftEyeNine]

SFTS never goes wrong, Louis should realize that he is French..And well..That's where the difficult part starts -not where the American girls are.

[edyzmedieval]

I don't get it. Why do they dig accents?

Just don't go prancing about with your fancy accents in an American bar, stealing up all the chicks, or you'll get your ass whupped.

Thanks for the advice. I'll prolly do that.

[macsen rufus]

I don't get it. Why do they dig accents?

The air of mystery and exoticism, and the well known fact that Europeans are the world's greatest lovers

Myself, I can't resist a lass with a Leeds accent .... now that IS wierd

[edyzmedieval]

The air of mystery and exoticism, and the well known fact that Europeans are the world's greatest lovers

Myself, I can't resist a lass with a Leeds accent .... now that IS wierd

Ah good. Then I'll go borrow a Celtic accent, that way they won't understand me saying "I want you in bed!".

[Moros]

Ah good. Then I'll go borrow a Celtic accent, that way they won't understand me saying "I want you in bed!".

Hmmm not a bad idea, maybe ranika or anthony could learn us.

I mean spreaking Cletic ofcourse...

[naut]

The air of mystery and exoticism, and the well known fact that Europeans are the world's greatest lovers

Myself, I can't resist a lass with a Leeds accent .... now that IS wierd

Whats so great about the Leeds accent?

[edyzmedieval]

Hmmm not a bad idea, maybe ranika or anthony could learn us.

I mean spreaking Cletic ofcourse...

Yeah. I wonder how it will sound in Ancient Gaelic "I want you in bed!".

[Kagemusha]

Silly Louis! It was the Twister that destroyed your strategy.Instead of talking about Twister,you should have proposed them to come over and play game of RTW.In that case im sure they would have felt pitty on you feeling sorry for you poor thing suggesting things like that and some girl would have followed you to home surely.

[macsen rufus]

Whats so great about the Leeds accent?

nothing in itself.... all i can say is "imprinting"...

[naut]

[Samurai Waki]

yeah, but the funny thing is, is that I have an average American accent. Nothing special. When I went to Naples about a year and a half ago I was showing up the local populace on how to pick up chicks at a bar.... which of course was a bad...bad idea.

But my point is, that as long as you are in a country and you have an 'accent' you greatly increase your chances of getting some action. Even if you are an American Pig.

[Moros]

So there's hope left...
...
ANyway nice thread, but I've got a plane to catch.

[AntiochusIII]

hmmm youre French and there 'Merican so its 1 of 2 things

-Youre a hedoius looking person or obeese most likely both
- You were wasted out of your mind.

I mean serouisly youre FRENCH you dont understand what that does to American girls.

Wow. So that's why the girls (and only the girls, I just noticed that) like to say they "like my accent."

Now, if only I could bother to change from a pathetic geek to hot property...

Nah, I'll wait 'til college.

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

You were three sheets to the wind, I expect.

Accents are interesting things. I have a neutral southern accent and I'm about average looking, I have few problems just in the South of England.

Personnally I think Spanish or Italian accents are hot.

[AntiochusIII]

You know, over here in the US boys think girls with British accents of all sorts (usually we can't distinguish them ) are goddamn hot. Just ask anyone, everyone.

Funny.

[Ice]

You know, over here in the US boys think girls with British accents of all sorts (usually we can't distinguish them ) are goddamn hot. Just ask anyone, everyone.

Funny.

He speaks the truth. This girl in my English class last year kept saying she wanted to "nail" this kid with a british accent. Every damn day...

[Byzantine Prince]

Girls with french accents are just sex(y), guys with french accents make me want to gag. I guess it's an opposites attract thing.

[Peasant Phill]

Long live Flemish people for being able to adopt allmost any accent (more or less). If this was true I would be an uberseducer.

Oh well I can still pretend.

[whyidie]

Much like the soccer girls are hot craze of the mid early nineties, I'm starting to think the people with accents are hot thing is overdone.

It can open the door for you, but you still need to know how to close.