I thought I'd heard it all....
andPolice have taken a dim view of a man's glowing garden gnome and threatened him with arrest unless he removes it.
Now police have served Mr MacKillop with a notice for "placing a garden gnome with intent to cause harassment".
999 Letsbe Avenue
I'm lost for words....too busy crying with laughter....
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
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To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
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Re: I thought I'd heard it all....
You beat me to it.
If I where him, I would buy more gnomes.
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"If there is a sin against life, it consists not so much in despairing as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this one."
Albert Camus "Noces"
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I'm glad the British police have focused on the root cause of crime over there: misplaced and annoying garden gnomes.
Seriously:
Crazed Rabbit
Ja Mata, Tosa.
The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder
Re: I thought I'd heard it all....
It mush vae been really annoying for the garden wildlife :D
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Seriously, what happened to talking to eachother?
"Hey could you move your garden gnome while I'm showing the house to these people?"
"Sure"
Problem solved.
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