Come on, put at least a little creativity and effort into your off-ful off topic iguanas, er, posts so as this doesn't turn into off topic SPAM. SPAM begats Beirut's AXE and Beirut's AXE is alway ON topic...which is quite contradictory to the purpose of this thread. So, if you want to SPAM, go elsewhere. If, however, you wish to show the world your skills in off topicness, then topic off to your hearts content.

Which leads me to my next point of pondering: are iguana dropping call iguano? And if Old McDonald (having a farm) had an iguana would it leave iguana guano here, iguana guano there, here iguano, there iguano, everywhere iguana guano? I drop that on your lap to ponder, unless you are too pooped to ponder iguana iguano. Is this my turd or fourth post in this thread? One...two...pee...four - ah, the fourth post. Where was I? Oh, I was just wondering if iguana iguano would be considered an endangered feces. That might save this thread from Beirut's AXE. Or not.