Off topic thread

[Kralizec]

In real life I always know a joke or two to tell, but most of them are pretty profane

[Strike For The South]

SFTS is the best member

[discovery1]

I have a lot of work to do. I have to finish two easy assignments for nuclear engineering class for non nukies. Also I have some reading for a class on Vikings and a paper to write on said reading. Also some calc homework that is done.

Edit: WHAT!! They want me to use real graph paper?! Screw that.

Looks like there is a football game or something. Lights in the sky in the direction of the stadium. Also overcast here. I hear some one pounding on a door.

And SFTS is NOT the best member, I AM!!!!111111oneoneoneone

[Gregoshi]

Come on, put at least a little creativity and effort into your off-ful off topic iguanas, er, posts so as this doesn't turn into off topic SPAM. SPAM begats Beirut's AXE and Beirut's AXE is alway ON topic...which is quite contradictory to the purpose of this thread. So, if you want to SPAM, go elsewhere. If, however, you wish to show the world your skills in off topicness, then topic off to your hearts content.

Which leads me to my next point of pondering: are iguana dropping call iguano? And if Old McDonald (having a farm) had an iguana would it leave iguana guano here, iguana guano there, here iguano, there iguano, everywhere iguana guano? I drop that on your lap to ponder, unless you are too pooped to ponder iguana iguano. Is this my turd or fourth post in this thread? One...two...pee...four - ah, the fourth post. Where was I? Oh, I was just wondering if iguana iguano would be considered an endangered feces. That might save this thread from Beirut's AXE. Or not.

[discovery1]

Come on, put at least a little creativity and effort into your off-ful off topic iguanas, er, posts so as this doesn't turn into off topic SPAM. SPAM begats Beirut's AXE and Beirut's AXE is alway ON topic...which is quite contradictory to the purpose of this thread. So, if you want to SPAM, go elsewhere. If, however, you wish to show the world your skills in off topicness, then topic off to your hearts content.

Which leads me to my next point of pondering: are iguana dropping call iguano? And if Old McDonald (having a farm) had an iguana would it leave iguana guano here, iguana guano there, here iguano, there iguano, everywhere iguana guano? I drop that on your lap to ponder, unless you are too pooped to ponder iguana iguano. Is this my turd or fourth post in this thread? One...two...pee...four - ah, the fourth post. Where was I? Oh, I was just wondering if iguana iguano would be considered an endangered feces. That might save this thread from Beirut's AXE. Or not.

I don't have anything to say about iguanas. There is a bus coming this way and my door is closed. WHO LIKES SHRUNKEN HEADS?!!



Made by the Jarvo people of the Peruvian and Equdorian interior, among others. Shall I talk of their production?

[Gregoshi]

Shall I talk of their production?

Um, toss them in very cold water? That's what they must mean when they talk about the head waters of the Amazon River.

Funny how water expands when it gets cold but many other things contract...what's a legal document have to do with getting cold anyway? Where was I heading with all this? Sheesh, I don't know what's in me today, but the plays on words are just rolling off my pun. That was rather lame, I used the tongue/pun twice today (see the Steve Irwin thread in the Backroom for the other).

Hey! ...nevermind...

[Fragony]

WHO LIKES SHRUNKEN HEADS?!!

And there was me thinking I was the only one. They can still be found in our swamps!



That one is from Denmark though.

[Andres]

Lately, I saw a drunken, sorry, shrunken head flying in the sky.

It was amazing.

I drank another Leffe.

The day after I realised I didn't see a flying shrunken head. I'm sure it was an oiled submarine.

[Fragony]

oiled submarine.

And even better alternative for greenpeace and their anti sextoy propaganda

[doc_bean]

Ouch !

[Andres]

Ouch !

What's the matter? Did you hurt yourself? I hope you didn't get hit by a flying oiled submarine...

[Beirut]

Closed!