Attack of the Old People
http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/09/13/ha....ap/index.html
More old person violence in the news. Damn.EASTON, Pennsylvania (AP) -- A judge convicted a 73-year-old woman of first-degree murder Wednesday for killing her older neighbor with 37 claw hammer blows to the head and sentenced her to life in prison without parole.
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WHOA, that's intense. Somehow, though, everytime I hear '37', I think of the movie Clerks.
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"Life in prison" doesn't have quite the same zing when you're 73.
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Were it Germany, she could get out when she's 88.Originally Posted by Lemur
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Hooray, arithmetic?
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If I had to just make a quess, I'd say 'one too many grandchildren pix', eh?
That's ONE FIESTY old granny!
I'm not sure I could come up with 37 combat rounds, lol!
I have the heart of a little child, and the brain of a genius; I keep them in a jar under my bed.
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I've been saying Senior on Senior violence must be stopped for the good of the whole elderly community.
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37?
wait...does that include me?
"If given the choice to be the shepherd or the sheep... be the wolf"
-Josh Homme
"That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!"
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*creepy movie announcer voice*
In a world of sunday drivers, comes a new menace, a new threat...
Grandma: "Oh dear, was that light red?"
A band of heros must unite to save the world from a terror so great, that noone is safe.
Grandma: "Deary me, I think it's rude to be going over 45kph on this road!"
A story so horrible, it will shock you to know that it is based on real life events...
Grandpa: "I'm not driving with my glasses today. I will be all right."
Coming soon, Seniors On A Highway.
Man: "I'm sick and tired of all these motherloving seniors on this motherloving highway!"
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You can't beat Monty Python's take on Hell's Grannies!
(Does IA remember these terrors on the mean streets of Bolton?)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CStfT8gCrjM
Dum spiro spero
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.
- William James
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Sadly not. I was probably at school at the time. However I do remember the Batley Towns Womens Guild re-enactment of the attack on Pearl Habor.
Eureka
Last edited by InsaneApache; 09-14-2006 at 10:38.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
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Ah yes, another classic, the History Channel could learn a thing or two from the MP team.
Dum spiro spero
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.
- William James
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...they´re out there!!...and they´re comming for YOU!!!Sheriff McClelland: Well, there's no problem. If you have a gun, shoot 'em in the head. That's a sure way to kill 'em. If you don't, get yourself a club or a torch. Beat 'em or burn 'em. They go up pretty easy.
"If given the choice to be the shepherd or the sheep... be the wolf"
-Josh Homme
"That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!"
- Calvin
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Given what humans have done to one another over the years, why would the HC need to spoof it?
Always liked the Piranha Brothers more anyway.
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