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I can't believe no-one's posted this yet ... (looks slyly across at Banquo's Ghost 
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm
) http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm
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Heh, that's funny.
And yes, I too am surprised that BQ didn't post this.
And yes, I too am surprised that BQ didn't post this.
Next headline :
man ritually slaughters wife and eats her with his family.
man ritually slaughters wife and eats her with his family.
Pretty sure that got posted a while back. The article was from February.
Yeah, it was posted way back when. Did he refuse to marry the goat, though? What a wimp.
Originally Posted by macsen rufus:
I can't believe no-one's posted this yet ... (looks slyly across at Banquo's Ghost )
And I thought I had a reputation for gravitas. I can't believe no-one's posted this yet ... (looks slyly across at Banquo's Ghost
)
As others have noted, it was posted a while back. For some reason it has hit the 'Most Emailed' list at the Beeb again.
Breaking news:
Goat to divorce her man-husband.
In a statement 'Nellie' says that she has consulted a solicitor and lodged divorce papers with the court.
"It's the end of our marriage" said a tearful 'Nellie', "I tried and tried to make it work but I can no longer take the emotional abuse from Derek" (her husband), "It was bad enough when he used to compare me to Jade Goody, but when I caught him making love to a melon, it was the final straw".
A spokesman for Derek solicitors declined to comment on these developments, except to add. "Our client has today received a divorce petition for unreasonable behaviour and does not intend to contest it".
The whereabouts of Derek and his new squeeze 'Honeydew' were unclear last night.
Goat to divorce her man-husband.
In a statement 'Nellie' says that she has consulted a solicitor and lodged divorce papers with the court.
"It's the end of our marriage" said a tearful 'Nellie', "I tried and tried to make it work but I can no longer take the emotional abuse from Derek" (her husband), "It was bad enough when he used to compare me to Jade Goody, but when I caught him making love to a melon, it was the final straw".
A spokesman for Derek solicitors declined to comment on these developments, except to add. "Our client has today received a divorce petition for unreasonable behaviour and does not intend to contest it".
The whereabouts of Derek and his new squeeze 'Honeydew' were unclear last night.
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As others have noted, it was posted a while back. For some reason it has hit the 'Most Emailed' list at the Beeb again.
Doh -- must have been whilst I was off work and not reading the forum As others have noted, it was posted a while back. For some reason it has hit the 'Most Emailed' list at the Beeb again.
Originally Posted by macsen rufus:
Doh -- must have been whilst I was off work and not reading the forum
Well, it's not easy to keep up with the serious issues of the day here without being overwhelmed by all the Middle East Politics and Theological Philosophy spam.Doh -- must have been whilst I was off work and not reading the forum
Originally Posted by InsaneApache:
Breaking news:
Goat to divorce her man-husband.
In a statement 'Nellie' says that she has consulted a solicitor and lodged divorce papers with the court.
"It's the end of our marriage" said a tearful 'Nellie', "I tried and tried to make it work but I can no longer take the emotional abuse from Derek" (her husband), "It was bad enough when he used to compare me to Jade Goody, but when I caught him making love to a melon, it was the final straw".
A spokesman for Derek solicitors declined to comment on these developments, except to add. "Our client has today received a divorce petition for unreasonable behaviour and does not intend to contest it".
The whereabouts of Derek and his new squeeze 'Honeydew' were unclear last night.
Breaking news:
Goat to divorce her man-husband.
In a statement 'Nellie' says that she has consulted a solicitor and lodged divorce papers with the court.
"It's the end of our marriage" said a tearful 'Nellie', "I tried and tried to make it work but I can no longer take the emotional abuse from Derek" (her husband), "It was bad enough when he used to compare me to Jade Goody, but when I caught him making love to a melon, it was the final straw".
A spokesman for Derek solicitors declined to comment on these developments, except to add. "Our client has today received a divorce petition for unreasonable behaviour and does not intend to contest it".
The whereabouts of Derek and his new squeeze 'Honeydew' were unclear last night.
Oops, sorry I'm late. Here's your coat good sir.
It beats marrying a hedgehog...
In such a country/culture where it may be difficult to get your leg over, due to religious restrictions, I see a flourishing trade in "vice goats" emerging...
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