Y'know you're speaking to a non-modder when...

[Dol Guldur]

...You tell him you are having trouble exporting cas files and he suggests you build more trade fleets...

[Epistolary Richard]

...He doesn't understand why you use -nm instead of just pressing Esc twice...

[Neon twilight]

When he think that moddeling is simpler as playing lego

[Dol Guldur]

when he asks you if you've had any turned into movies after informing him that you write scripts.

[Epistolary Richard]

He plays a game for only _one month_ before buying a new one which isn't even an expansion pack!

[Thorn Is]

When he/she plays a game he/she expects it to run completely smoothly with no crashes or CTD's

[Thorn Is]

when they watch you load up your game and notice its taking your copy longer to load up they ask you if something is wrong with your computer.

[Caius]

When he/she spells wrong the name of the game, and he/she says he/she can do better

[Neon twilight]

When he/she thinks you're just an other game addict who sit passivly front of your computer doing "nothing".

[Roman_Man#3]

when you say you changed the skeleton of a unit and asks if you work in a morgue

[Caius]

You are mooding and someone says:
Hey Caius, what are you doing?
Adding new units to RTW
Ah

The last commentary is used to change the topic of discution, because the other thinks you are talking chinese.

[Justiciar]

Pfft.. Elitists.