Quote Originally Posted by Banquo's Ghost
I can hear Navaros splutteringly incoherent with rage from here...

My posts are never incoherent. Perhaps I should make it a habit to dumb down my big words and elaborate sentences so as those with an "ape past" can understand them better.

I definitely don't have an ape past, probably why I am not obsessed with celebrities and I think Paris Hilton is a worthless harlot and any media who "reports" about her are equally disgusting and worthless.

I must admit that the idea that so many people are interested in Paris Hilton or Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie because their minds are akin to that of apes is definitely the most convincing pro-evolution argument I've ever heard. It almost makes it tempting to believe that some people really did start out as apes.

Even so, in reality that can be attributed that to most people happening to not be very smart rather than an "ape past".