Cursed spiders!

[L'Impresario]

Be glad you don't have a roach problem. Roach-poaching is a favourite pastime in urban environments around here. They seem to be getting less and less these last few years. But then I remember the story of an acquaintance who lives in a not-so chic neighbourhood, and it mainly involves roaches in walls, roaches on walls, roaches on the floor, roaches in the cupboard, roaches on other roaches (you get the picture I guess). It usually ends with the massive biochemical bombarment of the apartment, and the need to stay at somebody else's place for about a week or two.

And *yes, you saw it coming* at least you won't have any fly issues. Hygenic-wise I believe spiders are quite clean little arthropod beasts. And then you have the artistic aspect of it all, spiderwebs can be impressive works of design, not? Drugged spiders are known to produce some great surreal art heh