Where do you live? No roaches around here. Quite a few flies, though, but not a problem.
Athens. There are some nice places in the city that make up for some excellent roach breeding grounds. Humidity and old buildings can work wonders.

Yes, they are impressive, as long as they stay out of my front garden path! And I have seen some of those drugged spider's webs, they are quite funny. Ironically, they seem to be quite a good message about the dangers of drugs, though. For those curious, look here: http://www.trinity.edu/jdunn/spiderdrugs.htm
I think they show that to be original you gotta go to great lenghts;)